Christopher Gilstrap

The estranged goblin cousin of Mr. Tumnus

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Muffins spelled backwards is what you do when you take them out of the oven.

[scamantha likely @idiotbraingf]

help! the 36 year old i'm dating won't stop saying "i'm firin mah lazer"

[turbomander @turbomander]

*says something so embarrassing that i curl up and begin to molt*
*gesturing at my discarded exoskeleton* was that guy bothering you

[George Crudo @GeorgeCrudo]

visiting the local celebrity before i re-experience the water temple in 2026

[nice handsome boy @edward861312]

ocarina of time is crazy because imagine being 12 years old and suddenly waking up in an adult's body when youve never even seen an adult before in your life until a few days ago

[Christopher Gilstrap @TheGilstrap]

never fully comprehended as a child how much these three are the main protagonists WAY moreso than Aurora or Philip. They are the ones actively working to combat Maleficent every step of the way, they have the most screentime, and they're the most fully-developed characters

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

CBS has been forced to pay a fine after Stephen Colbert played an unlicensed Peanuts song on air during his last episode.

The owner of the rights to Peanuts has donated the fee to José Andrés' charity, World Central Kitchen.

[Christopher Gilstrap @TheGilstrap]

watching Disney movies furiously googling "why does Disney draw crows and ravens with yellow beaks/feet instead of black"

[Christopher Gilstrap @TheGilstrap]

watching Sleeping Beauty for the first time as an adult and the "ruined" dress actually looks sick as hell

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

looking that the DVDs on the bottom shelf at the thrift store

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

Waffle House for people that can’t fight.

[pingu @pingu4ll]

we’re way too casual about fireflies

[Duuguu @ArtDuggy]

When a Zelda game asks you to name Link, you both already know his name is Link, it's testing you on your honesty. Naming him something else on purpose is a moral failing and the game's programming remembers this

[Jasmine “CEO of Olive Silverlock” Tracy 🍉 @MegaMekaLesbian]

Love Andor to bits I need to make that clear but I’ve never seen an actually good reasoning for the lack of aliens beyond “it’s grownup” or “it’d be too hard”. It’s fine to have like. A criticism of an otherwise *stellar* show

[gays0n @g4ys0n]

*whispering near straight guy’s phone so they get targeted ads* hemming, tailoring, hemmed pants, pants that fit, tailor, tailors near me, how to get pants hemmed

[Nyx ✨️ @ariennaminx]

If the remake fucks this scene up, I will be mad upset.

[Christopher Gilstrap @TheGilstrap]

The Shape of Water (2017)

[grace @gracefishlove]

you are not alone. theres Fish

[27. @dimvji]

hate when i leave the house in my idgaf clothes and then i start to gaf

[Christopher Gilstrap @TheGilstrap]

Agree. The thing where the only time you see Ganon in full detail is when he's illuminated by a lightning flash hit so hard

[▴Josh▴ @Zonaichampion]

As much as I loved the 3DS version of Ocarina of Time I hope the lighting of the final battle in the new version on Switch 2 is closer to the N64 version. The darker lighting was so much more atmospheric and perfect and much more thematically fitting