Mm

[Mm @TheGoobler1732]

Just payed $76 to fill up a Nissan Altima and you’re telling me this guy is why?

[Open Source Intel @Osint613]

Dear Houthis,

I think it’s time to lay off the Khat

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

this is YOU

[Mm @TheGoobler1732]

@Osint613 “1 million dollars but you can’t chew khat for 3 seconds”

[Mm @TheGoobler1732]

Not skinny enough for the snow strippers concert not fat enough for crowbar I guess I’ll stick with… loathe?

[Mm @TheGoobler1732]

Hate picking up my cat and he’s wet what nonsense are you getting up to

[totZ @justpopintotz]

🍂

[jaiden @dempstrr]

"oh no, there's zombies on my lawn! whatever will i do?"

the humble sunflower:

[WIGGA @wiggahood]

Late night in the stu

[Qlanth @Qlanth]

This anti-Yemen propaganda is not working on me I spent 30 minutes today trying to see if I could buy khat seeds online.

[Mm @TheGoobler1732]

Keep seeing videos of Yemenis chewing Khat on my timeline; the Saudis are falling back on shitposting to a quasi porn app bc they can’t convince us to bomb Yemen😭😭

[miya @miyarah_]

mi parte favorita del día es cuando estoy así en mi cama

[Mm @TheGoobler1732]

Wait wait wait don’t go, the tweet won’t translate from Chinese I swear just give me a second

[Big ol Wave 🌊 @BigolWave]

Part of becoming an adult is realizing you have to abuse stimulants

[Mm @TheGoobler1732]

They’ve been giving me cacti instead of lemons to squeeze, no lemonade, just blood everywhere

[MobstersDaily @MobstersDaily]

dad are you jamacian

[Mm @TheGoobler1732]

Mfs ask me “do you enjoy construction management?” does Sisyphus enjoy his boulder?