Grace Eyre

Can't sit the normal way in a chair.
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Currently reading: The Voyage Out by Virginia Woolf

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@binarythis Totally. I'm due any day now and telling myself it's fine if I end up with an emergency cesaerean, but there's a part of me that's absorbed this rhetoric about vaginal births and it's hard to untangle. Sometimes it's the culture and not the C itself that distresses birthing ppl.

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March just doesn't seem like the kind of month that would have 31 days. Only the fun sassy months have 31 days.

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I don't have "pregnancy brain", being extremely emotional and occasionally dumb is my natural state.

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Australia is when a whitetail spider can fall from the doorframe, missing my face by mere centimeters, and I have basically no reaction.

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@landlord_expose I wasn't sure where she was going with the first paragraph, kind of with her on the second (don't be a slumlord), and then I learned that all it takes to become a homeowner is a) be nice b) don't have a record c) pay bills on time. Sooo that's interesting. 🖕

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@likethecola Thanks RC! 😊 Just in time too, because in a month I start my next project - an actual child! 😂

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After 5 years of researching, writing, and revising, today is the day I begin submitting my manuscript to agents. Woohoo! Woohoo? Wish me luck. 🫰 #amquerying #WritingCommunity

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@KristineEndsle1 Appreciate that 😊

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@daynabrowndolan @MatteristBooks Thank you! 😊

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@MommaSpudd @MatteristBooks Thanks!!

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I considered my transition from window to aisle a sort of coming-of-age, loss of innocence moment on my part.

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8 months pregnant and just realised I have been flying ~high~ on the magic rainbow of having no period, and that will end soon. Goddammit! It's been really nice, friends. It's been really nice.

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This is one where it's like yeah, kind of a dick move on his part but I'm not screaming LEAVE HIM like I do with most of these AITAs.

[Am I the Asshole? @AITA_online]

AITA for being mad my bf won't make noodles the way I like? https://t.co/ZuoNz6xbAF

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@SimonJadis @AITA_online Beside the point but I would straight up love it if this was my division of labor with my husband. It's simple to follow, and I feel like food and food-related chores takes up at least 50% of the housework (including shopping etc. like she mentioned).

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The idea that I could have bought a house in 2008.

[Bloomberg Wealth @wealth]

In hindsight, it's easy to say that millennials should have bought a home when prices were depressed after the 2008 financial crisis. But even then, they were saddled with debt https://t.co/F6dlzHVmf4

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Is it weird that I kind of like how my dog smells? It's not gross, wet dog smell. It's just like earthy dog smell.

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Seems I'm in alignment with Twitter consensus this time. #PiecesOfHer is pretty disappointing after a strong start. Toni Collette holds the whole thing on her shoulders. Also weird to keep seeing Sydney in what's meant to be South/East USA but I forgive them. We need the work!😂

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Retweeting as a public service because I have been waiting for this moment, all my life.

[Tony Dalton @Daltontony]

Lawyer Up. April 18th #BetterCallSaul

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love it love it love it

Can Travel Be a Force for Peace? This Tour Leader Thinks So. https://t.co/aLhQdqjBJ3

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@DaleChamberlain @avallach77 @tedcruz These eps were the original series! I mean.

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@DaleChamberlain @avallach77 @tedcruz OK I normally don't take the bait but that's ridic. A Private Little War - Vietnam commentary. A Taste of Armageddon - Cold War commentary. Tomorrow is Yesterday - a pilot plucked from the 1960's is like "You have ~women~ on your ship?" and they're like "Yes we do that now."