Greg Larson

Author, Clubbie (2021), Battle Bunnies and the Unlikely Spartan (2023).

Working on a new book in which I go offline for a year.

Open to representation.

[Greg Larson @thegreglarson]

@datingbyblaine Hi Blaine, your DMs are closed but I'm interested in Liz. I'm a 36 year old nonfiction author. For fun, I:

-Teach yoga at my church
-Rock climb
-Write/read books

(Picture is for Huffpost article about how my life has changed since switching to a flip phone.)

[Greg Larson @thegreglarson]

@aubreystrobel mom carried me for 9 months. Named me Gregory.

technically, greg was the name I gave myself. never realized it until this moment. thank you

[Greg Larson @thegreglarson]

My life in 1-second increments (1988-2024)

[Greg Larson @thegreglarson]

now do "Tyreek Hill vs his pregnant gf at OSU"

[Kalshi Football @KalshiFB]

Tyreek Hill punt return vs 40 female flag footballers 😂

[Greg Larson @thegreglarson]

Our destruction of beautiful architecture is probably as simple as this:

"we want air conditioning, and we can't retrofit our HVAC systems into our current architecture. call the demolition crew"

and thus spawned the age of utility over beauty

[nikola 3 @ronin19217435]

Makes you think if the World Wars were just a cover story in order to demolish remnants of Tartarian architecture and, in a way, establishing New World Order
https://t.co/3QtDnU0xKV

[Greg Larson @thegreglarson]

people in the replies lament these lost relics of a halcyon near-past

there are kitchens like this all over the midwest, each one operated by a sturdy white woman of germanic heritage cooking bland, nutrient-dense dinners for her 215-pound sons

[Greg Larson @thegreglarson]

I'm convinced this sentiment comes down to camera quality

if you walked through NYC today with a late 90s digicam, you'd watch the tape and think, "wow, it looks like the 90s"

If you walked through NYC in the late 90s recording with an iPhone 12, it would look modern.

[Greg Larson @thegreglarson]

this, but unironically

[Greg Larson @thegreglarson]

it's common for kickers to warm up by aiming for the goal posts--it creates a smaller target than just kicking through the uprights.

[Ja’Marr Chase’s Burner🫡 @JaMarrMVP_]

Lets check in on Cade York!

[Greg Larson @thegreglarson]

opened a word doc titled "novel idea" from 2017. It contained only one sentence.

there's gold in your hard drives, writers, if only you dig deep enough.

[Greg Larson @thegreglarson]

12:05pm is BEFORE 11:32pm? yeah okay lol

[Greg Larson @thegreglarson]

what's the scariest thing your therapist ever said to you?

[Greg Larson @thegreglarson]

if my mustache cannot be described as "Nietzschean" at the end of movember, then it has all been for naught

[Greg Larson @thegreglarson]

Just wait until it becomes widely acknowledged that mental illness is metabolic illness in disguise, and we realize how many families have been ruined through unnecessary SSRIs, suicides, mood stabilizers when we could have fixed it all with nutrition.

[Chairman Birb Bernanke @Bonecondor]

There is a growing body of theory that posits that Alzheimer's is simply Type 3 diabetes, and that insulin production and regulation have a large effect on the brain. At some point soon, humanity will have to reckon with the fact that most of what it knows about itself is wrong.

[Greg Larson @thegreglarson]

One + God is a majority.

[Greg Larson @thegreglarson]

something about the goodfellas voiceover makes it feel like the ENTIRE MOVIE is exposition

I keep waiting for the second act to start

[FischerKing @FischerKing64]

Men of a certain age will have a very difficult, important debate.

Whether Goodfellas or Casino is the better film. I fall on the Goodfellas side, but can see the view of my Casino bros.

Much of it is how you weigh humor and violence, and how those forces interact.

[Greg Larson @thegreglarson]

currently feeling euphoric over the realization that the existence of earthworms implies spaceworms in our solar system

[Greg Larson @thegreglarson]

Sometimes, the only winning move is to not play.

[Greg Larson @thegreglarson]

Don't let tonight distract you from the fact that since the previous debate, one of the candidates was replaced by someone else and the other candidate was shot in the head.