Lifeguard Swag

Lifeguard Lifestyle. What us guards do, think, and say. DM or tweet me submissions. #LifeguardSwag

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If you took a shot every time the lifeguards yell walk you'd be in the ER for alcohol poisoning in less than 20 minutes. #LifeguardProblems

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@neorsd @tacobell The NEORSD Twitter was really on their shit with this one.

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@mydiarylolz It’s not good

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@CFletcherMedia If they kissed at midnight that would be such a win for the gays

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@ibegyourpart0n Fletcher’s gay panic when Miley wasn’t backing down lol

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@daxtmatlock It’s not it’s talking about how she has a crush on her ex’s new gf. You need more context before you start talking about something you know nothing about.

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I thought she was going to track saves but this is better. 😂 #LifeguardProblems #TikTok https://t.co/tDbWTMclHS

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If you know you know. #FreeBritney #LifeguardLife

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@RenAndrews Okay but replying 3 years later seems a bit drawn out doesn’t it?

I think I made my point 😂

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@SafeSUP The problem is expecting young people to understand the liability they are taking on by working that guard job that pays little more than minimum wage. Guard jobs used to pay better than other jobs for young people so there was desire to have that job. Guard jobs pay shit now.

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Sorry for all the spam y’all I got hacked and haven’t checked this in a long time.

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Pool concession stand shopping consists of buying 6 cases of ring pops to fuel the devil children’s sugar high. #LifeguardProblems

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That creeper dad. Every pool has one. You know him. He probably got pictures of your ass.
#LifeguardProblems

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@ellisguardprobs Bitch I invented this tweet

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@WhiteNoseProbs The water is so cold! Can you make it warmer?

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“Nonchalantly” thirst staring at the MILFS and/or DILFS. #LifeguardProblems

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@WGRZ The lifeguard being treated for breathing problems was instructed by a supervisor to add chemicals to to the pool system in the chem room. He was not properly trained in pool chemistry & accidentally mixed acid w/ liquid Cl creating chlorine gas. Everyone is safe & healthy now.

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Coming in to work Saturday and half your staff is still fucked up from last night. 🤦🏼‍♀️ #LifeguardProblems

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You know your pool is in the ghetto when you have 2 armed guards on duty at all times.
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Working at an inner city pool this summer. This is about to be interesting. People aren’t allowed to have towels here because they used to smuggle in weapons. 😬 #LifeguardProblems