The Haldane Dick

Fuck haldane, DM me and talk as much shit as u want about us haldane faggots

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@marleychefalo @AsapX17 i take it back cokeboy there someone dumber then ur left pube

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"@marleychefalo: Just spent a good ten minutes trying to figure out why the peanuts I was eating tasted like peanut butter ....😐" wow

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“@emilyazznara: u make me wanna saw my own ear off with a rusty spoon” for some odd reason this makes me horny

[The Haldane Dick @TheHaldaneDick]

@Sophia_Traina I bet you smell like burgers

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"@Sophia_Traina: You are the smell before the rain, you are the blood in my veins." The smell befor the rain wtf is that shit

[The Haldane Dick @TheHaldaneDick]

@AsapX17 😘😘💦

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"@KaufmannJustin: Fuck migraines" yea fuck you immigrants go back to beaner-land

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"@noahnotevan: To everyone who I may have affected negatively today, I'm really sorry" yea who gives a fuck

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"@ryannnduffy: we are all going to think @TheHaldaneDick is funny until we get put on the page lol" faggot

[The Haldane Dick @TheHaldaneDick]

To all the fags that use the word "scoop" around school what does that gay shit mean

[The Haldane Dick @TheHaldaneDick]

"@raquel_escoto: Snicker doodles 👌😋" nigga fuck yo snicker doodles 🚼💨

[The Haldane Dick @TheHaldaneDick]

"@balducci_matt: Affection is all I need" protection is all i need #thepussyferoscious #stopabortion

[Rachel @valeogirl11]

I love you Louis Giordano💋

[The Haldane Dick @TheHaldaneDick]

" @marleychefalo : I hate being home alone when it's dark out 😩 " puss

[The Haldane Dick @TheHaldaneDick]

"@savannah0914: does anyone want the fuck that I don't give?" Yea il take it can i get a slight description on what its about

[The Haldane Dick @TheHaldaneDick]

Pussy niggas suspended me im back at it tho faggots #snitches

[The Haldane Dick @TheHaldaneDick]

“@IHameI: Stealth mode, engaged.” http://t.co/wrULXgzfII

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@SJunjulas @lukejunjulas @shubert_ryan
Cause it wasnt now go to sleep you punes

[The Haldane Dick @TheHaldaneDick]

“@lukejunjulas: Ahhhh I wanted that freaking win so bad!!!!” Fuck hockey bro stick to the right hand