Tim Armstrong

A chemical engineer who somehow ended up working on the computers that control power plants. And stuff.

[Tim Armstrong @TheHatedTim]

@cybersecdancer As a married guy (so hopelessly out of touch) I doubt that plastic surgery would be helpful. I suspect that you may need to meet more people. You shouldn’t expect every guy to find you attractive (and to be available) so probability kicks in. Good luck!

[Tim Armstrong @TheHatedTim]

@cybersecdancer Yes. And that I’m following you.

[Tim Armstrong @TheHatedTim]

@jack_daniel Don’t ask, don’t tell?

[Tim Armstrong @TheHatedTim]

@jack_daniel You know, I didn’t used to think that way in the olden days. But now that my age is near the weight, I fully understand your point. Taking the time to get a cart or wagon or other thing with wheels is more appealing than it once was.

[Tim Armstrong @TheHatedTim]

@Ell_o_Punk Perhaps drive some wood stakes into the ground a foot with a hammer, then screw them to the plywood. Maybe with a 2x4 spacer to force a tight fit.

[Tim Armstrong @TheHatedTim]

It sure is hard to believe that today is not Friday.

[Tim Armstrong @TheHatedTim]

@TC_Johnson @SwiftOnSecurity Ok. I need to get a cve for a Smith-Corona typewriter. The old mechanical one. Do me a favor - get a cve on the #2 Ticonderoga please!

[Tim Armstrong @TheHatedTim]

Well said. Drinks can be treacherous territory.

[Tim Armstrong @TheHatedTim]

@wendynather Asking good questions is an art. As with any art, they take practice, which means asking them. Please don’t keep them to yourself.

[Tim Armstrong @TheHatedTim]

@d0rkph0enix My daughter the vet is gonna love this! Thank you for sharing.

[Tim Armstrong @TheHatedTim]

@jack_daniel @SufferinBa5tard As Eyore would have done!

[Tim Armstrong @TheHatedTim]

Livin the dream at Mom’s farm in Pennsylvania!

[Tim Armstrong @TheHatedTim]

@TheOnlyMike_E And at the same time , wow we live a blessed life!

I mean you, of course.

[Tim Armstrong @TheHatedTim]

@MalwareJake But it all depends on how one measures effectiveness.

I cannot imagine a more effective way to make everyone in the company an adversary.

[Tim Armstrong @TheHatedTim]

@Ell_o_Punk You are having one heck of a week. I hope that it improves before Friday!

[Tim Armstrong @TheHatedTim]

@Ell_o_Punk Nice work! I wonder if a short electric fence 6” behind that would work as a backup. Of course the wire would short it if it pinched together, but now I’m wondering.

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@brysonbort There's an @XKCD for everything. https://t.co/HFJw8T0WpI

[Tim Armstrong @TheHatedTim]

@malanalysis @ReverseICS Two should do it, don’t you think?

[Tim Armstrong @TheHatedTim]

@sogonsec Chess. White begins with the initiative - and has a slight advantage in the beginning because of it.

[Tim Armstrong @TheHatedTim]

@SecEvangelism This year I’ve learned that when Management says “we’ll accept the risk” what they mean is “let it burn”.

My supervisor isn’t pleased when I translate the phrase in the meeting minutes.

At this point the conversation should shift to recovery or contingency planning.