𝘗𝘙𝘌𝘚𝘌𝘕𝘛 𝘔𝘐𝘊

PRESENT MIC! His quirk: VOICE, YO! So listen up: Pro Hero. Teacher at U.A. Radio Talk Show Host.

[𝘗𝘙𝘌𝘚𝘌𝘕𝘛 𝘔𝘐𝘊 @TheHeroMic]

🔊 — ᴘʀᴇꜱᴇɴᴛ ᴍɪᴄ — 🔊
𝘏𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘪 𝘠𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘢

His quirk: Voice. He’s got crazy high pitches, crazy bass and crazy volume❗️

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#BNHARP #MHARP

[𝘗𝘙𝘌𝘚𝘌𝘕𝘛 𝘔𝘐𝘊 @TheHeroMic]

Narrows eyes at the advertisement on the television screen. He's got to up his game.

[Ꙅ⋊WAH @TheHeroHawks]

Launches competitive line of French Fry Hawks styling products.

[𝘗𝘙𝘌𝘚𝘌𝘕𝘛 𝘔𝘐𝘊 @TheHeroMic]

Pulling out chunks of blonde hair. Horrified. Shaking hands tremble as strands drift from his scalp and onto the floor.

"Aizawa..."

[𝘗𝘙𝘌𝘚𝘌𝘕𝘛 𝘔𝘐𝘊 @TheHeroMic]

TAKES THE BOTTLE FROM HIM.

[𝘌𝘙𝘈𝘚𝘌𝘙𝘏𝘌𝘈𝘋 @TheHeroAizawa]

.... Eats more.

[𝘗𝘙𝘌𝘚𝘌𝘕𝘛 𝘔𝘐𝘊 @TheHeroMic]

Marketing.

[𝘌𝘙𝘈𝘚𝘌𝘙𝘏𝘌𝘈𝘋 @TheHeroAizawa]

"Why does it taste like that if it does this to your mouth?"

[𝘗𝘙𝘌𝘚𝘌𝘕𝘛 𝘔𝘐𝘊 @TheHeroMic]

"Uh huh. I like sweet potato sushi rolls, too.

Hang tight. This one's gotta hurt."

Aaaaand...time to unhinge that jaw of his and assume he's learned his lesson on this one. Wipes his mouth with a warm washcloth.

[𝘌𝘙𝘈𝘚𝘌𝘙𝘏𝘌𝘈𝘋 @TheHeroAizawa]

"You didn't have to jump too." His back, snapped in half, used as a landing device for Mic. Words all ripping his lips apart as he struggles to speak without being able to open his mouth or teeth. He knows Hizashi understands, he always understands, even when he doesn't.

[𝘗𝘙𝘌𝘚𝘌𝘕𝘛 𝘔𝘐𝘊 @TheHeroMic]

My shampoo...

[𝘗𝘙𝘌𝘚𝘌𝘕𝘛 𝘔𝘐𝘊 @TheHeroMic]

He's already getting to work at prying that mouth open of his, eyes watching his movements closely above the rims of glasses.

[𝘌𝘙𝘈𝘚𝘌𝘙𝘏𝘌𝘈𝘋 @TheHeroAizawa]

@TheHeroMic Blood vessels bursting in his dry eyes, no regrets, it does taste of banana.

[𝘗𝘙𝘌𝘚𝘌𝘕𝘛 𝘔𝘐𝘊 @TheHeroMic]

@TheHeroAizawa You stress me out.

[𝘗𝘙𝘌𝘚𝘌𝘕𝘛 𝘔𝘐𝘊 @TheHeroMic]

❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢

[𝘌𝘙𝘈𝘚𝘌𝘙𝘏𝘌𝘈𝘋 @TheHeroAizawa]

Jumps out window, still in the sleeping bag, splatting on the sidewalk atop the bottle. Tomura's half dried banana stuck to the zipper, fool proof plan.

[𝘗𝘙𝘌𝘚𝘌𝘕𝘛 𝘔𝘐𝘊 @TheHeroMic]

APPARENTLY HE'S SOARING OUT THE WINDOW NOW WITH AIZAWA.

BLINK BLINK.

[‍‍ ‍ ‍ 𖥔 ‍‍ ࣪ ׅ 𝙵𝚄𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙴 𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 ̊ ˖ ॱ @SYMB0L0FFEAR]

TOO LATE I’M ALREADY CALLING 9-1-1

[𝘗𝘙𝘌𝘚𝘌𝘕𝘛 𝘔𝘐𝘊 @TheHeroMic]

@TheHeroAizawa I JUST TOLD YOU NOT TO EAT IT.

Sighs.

I'll get the supplies.

[𝘗𝘙𝘌𝘚𝘌𝘕𝘛 𝘔𝘐𝘊 @TheHeroMic]

He's got gel ready in the palms of his hands. Looks around.

[𝘌𝘙𝘈𝘚𝘌𝘙𝘏𝘌𝘈𝘋 @TheHeroAizawa]

"We can get the others, with the gel Mic, think of the diversity. The community outreach, everyone deserves a banana hairdo."

[𝘗𝘙𝘌𝘚𝘌𝘕𝘛 𝘔𝘐𝘊 @TheHeroMic]

Do not twist the story.

AIZAWA, WE GOT A PROBLEM HERE. FOR BOTH MY PRODUCT AND OUR SAFETY. @TheHeroAizawa

[‍‍ ‍ ‍ 𖥔 ‍‍ ࣪ ׅ 𝙵𝚄𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙴 𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 ̊ ˖ ॱ @SYMB0L0FFEAR]

I’m stuck here now ..
You’ve kidnapped me ..

[𝘗𝘙𝘌𝘚𝘌𝘕𝘛 𝘔𝘐𝘊 @TheHeroMic]

HANDS GRIP THE SINK. STARING DOWN THE DRAIN.

[𝘗𝘙𝘌𝘚𝘌𝘕𝘛 𝘔𝘐𝘊 @TheHeroMic]

@TheHeroAizawa @HeroStunGun Come here.

[𝘗𝘙𝘌𝘚𝘌𝘕𝘛 𝘔𝘐𝘊 @TheHeroMic]

Who's next.

[𝘗𝘙𝘌𝘚𝘌𝘕𝘛 𝘔𝘐𝘊 @TheHeroMic]

...

That's not supposed to happen.

[‍‍ ‍ ‍ 𖥔 ‍‍ ࣪ ׅ 𝙵𝚄𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙴 𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 ̊ ˖ ॱ @SYMB0L0FFEAR]

🧍

( Waddles towards the door, banana hair bumps into the door frame, turns back around )

I can’t .

[𝘗𝘙𝘌𝘚𝘌𝘕𝘛 𝘔𝘐𝘊 @TheHeroMic]

@TheHeroAizawa Do not eat it.

[𝘗𝘙𝘌𝘚𝘌𝘕𝘛 𝘔𝘐𝘊 @TheHeroMic]

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY.

[𝘗𝘙𝘌𝘚𝘌𝘕𝘛 𝘔𝘐𝘊 @TheHeroMic]

Throws the product right over his shoulder. Glass shatters. Out the window it goes.

"I REPEAT. GET OUT OF HERE."

[‍‍ ‍ ‍ 𖥔 ‍‍ ࣪ ׅ 𝙵𝚄𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙴 𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 ̊ ˖ ॱ @SYMB0L0FFEAR]

( Looks at the same camera as if he’d been traumatized )

It’s liquified alien in a bottle.
It’s sucking my brains out.