Common Sense, CPA

the only rational person on the internet

[Common Sense, CPA @TheHighTake]

If this is true everything ever about Taylor swift is fraudulent.

[New York Post @nypost]

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce to marry at NYC’s iconic Madison Square Garden https://t.co/wQOVJ6Bb8u

[Mustache Bob @MustacheBob2]

Pete Hegseth wasted like a million of your tax dollars to cosplay as an operator.

[Common Sense, CPA @TheHighTake]

@DavidDack Are you really tweeting that a 25 year old and a a 62 year old both running a 22 minute 5k isn’t the same thing and acting like that’s some ground breaking thought?? No shit it’s way more impressive for the 62 year old.

[Common Sense, CPA @TheHighTake]

Hahahaha! I love how it’s okay for libs to say this about places they come from but god forbid you say you have to be born in America to be an American, somehow all of a sudden it’s racist.

[SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma @SubwayTakes]

You have to be born in New York to be a New Yorker!! @JLo

[Common Sense, CPA @TheHighTake]

The anti-drinking community is insufferable.

[Camus @newstart_2024]

If alcohol were discovered today, the legal limit would be half a glass of wine… per year.

Neuroscientist Anne-Sophie Fluri shared this on Dr. Faye Bate’s podcast, citing Professor David Nutt. She also called out the old “one glass of red wine a day is good for your heart” advice as pretty much debunked.

It’s wild how something so normalized can still be that damaging.

We’ve been sold a romanticized version of drinking for decades, but the science is increasingly clear about its effects on the brain and body.

What’s one health myth you used to believe that turned out to be wrong?

[Common Sense, CPA @TheHighTake]

Or you could just have a beer while playing with your kids it’s not fucking rocket science.

[Chris Boettcher @chrisboettcher9]

I have zero tolerance for dads who show up on vacation, immediately crack and cold one, and then spend hours observing the fun their kids are having from a chair instead of being a part of it.

You can choose numbness or you can choose to make memories. You don't get the time back.

[Common Sense, CPA @TheHighTake]

This. Just this.

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

So under full Republican control, the Republican controlled Senate can’t pass the Save America Act for election integrity, the House just passed a bill giving another $9 billion to Ukraine, Republicans are planning to merge our military with Israel’s military while Trump has us in another foreign war that’s costing $2 billion a day and has driven gas over $4.50, and not a single person has been held accountable for the pedo Epstein files.

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

So under full Republican control, the Republican controlled Senate can’t pass the Save America Act for election integrity, the House just passed a bill giving another $9 billion to Ukraine, Republicans are planning to merge our military with Israel’s military while Trump has us in another foreign war that’s costing $2 billion a day and has driven gas over $4.50, and not a single person has been held accountable for the pedo Epstein files.

[Common Sense, CPA @TheHighTake]

@AGJayJones Didn’t you want to murder half the state?

[Common Sense, CPA @TheHighTake]

95% of people with an MBA are just as dumb as everyone else. The 5% that are actually smart and super achievers in life artificially prop up the value of an MBA.

I’m sorry your MBA from Lynchburg college doesn’t mean shit to me. If anything I think you look worse.

[Common Sense, CPA @TheHighTake]

@MurrayHillGuy1 You’re projecting.

[Common Sense, CPA @TheHighTake]

The most corrupt regime in the history of the country and it’s not remotely close.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: More than half of the publicly identified donors to President Trump’s White House ballroom project have won new or expanded federal contracts worth more than $50 billion, per WaPo

[Common Sense, CPA @TheHighTake]

Keep these coming!!!

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: Uber to cut 20% of jobs in HR

[Common Sense, CPA @TheHighTake]

I can’t stand people who dilly dally. Come on!

[sean @_sn_n]

Fun Fact: No Democratic ticket in the 21st century has won without a Biden on the ticket.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[Common Sense, CPA @TheHighTake]

Hunter Biden 2028!!! Let’s fucking ride

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[Hunter Biden 2028 @HunterFor2028]

The American Republic is falling, but the American Empire is just about to begin.

Hunter "Caesar" Biden.

[Common Sense, CPA @TheHighTake]

I’ve done a complete 180 on Hunter Biden. Im a Hunter stan at this point.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.