The Hole In One

I'm David and I like pizza. spreading a new, weird form of positivity.

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I'm horny for Kirin Beer. Shit is sex in a drink

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If you think about it if you cant shit eat unwashed lettuce

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@BBCNews 🇳🇴>🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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What if instead of saying you're excited to eat sour cream you call if Simon fucking Cowell. Because the both have the initials SC

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@Arbys

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Welp

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Cheese bucket

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For me a make or break in a relationship is if she don't fuck with Little Ceasars Pizza. If u disrespect my Boi then we ain't together.

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@TheHoleinTwo2 U right, wearing a blouse in a house with my spouse

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If you dont have a spouse you get no house

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I feel like being 25 wouldn't feel like you're 25 it will feel like you're still 22

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@espn @CFBPlayoff @RedditCFB
Explain this

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@TheHoleinTwo2 True

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I have type or something, I have an attraction to Tomboys because my biggest crushes were a lesbian and a bisexual.

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As a Long Beach resident, what's the best online betting app to bypass the VPN restriction. I want to bet NASCAR

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I watched a movie today, I guess you can say it was Fantastic

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What if I Jack in your crack

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You know what's more sad than a divorce and loosing custody of a child, the fact that Yogos haven't been seen in years

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Are you a Lego because you get me bricked up

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Have you heard the sad apple, he was hurt to the core and now he's in the pits

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Isn't sex just a fucuccle, a fuck and a cuddle