The Hole In Two

I'm Dave and I hate pizza. Spreading an old, normal form of negativity.

[The Hole In Two @TheHoleinTwo2]

I sexually identify as a lava lamp! My new pronouns are now Lava/Lamp! Love you all soooo much!

[The Hole In Two @TheHoleinTwo2]

@TheHoleInOne1 What spouse?

[The Hole In Two @TheHoleinTwo2]

@TheHoleInOne1 Cheese fuckit

[The Hole In Two @TheHoleinTwo2]

@joshbilicki @diecast_b @COTA Absolutely Gorgeous! 🐐

[The Hole In Two @TheHoleinTwo2]

@joshbilicki @SSGLR0708 @MotorsportsMgmt @snowbeltmgmt My 🐐 drives again!

[The Hole In Two @TheHoleinTwo2]

@TheHoleInOne1 Skill issue im afraid

[The Hole In Two @TheHoleinTwo2]

@TheHoleInOne1 Loosing custody

[The Hole In Two @TheHoleinTwo2]

@joshbilicki @DGMRacingFL @NASCAR_Xfinity @XfinityRacing 🐐

[The Hole In Two @TheHoleinTwo2]

@TheHoleInOne1 Full teeth

[The Hole In Two @TheHoleinTwo2]

@TheHoleInOne1 I will make Jake give you 5 blowjobs

[The Hole In Two @TheHoleinTwo2]

Everyone noticed immediately I got new boots, but my question is, why is everyone looking at my feet?

[The Hole In Two @TheHoleinTwo2]

@AFC_Cookie_ @DudespostingWs I was once told when hooking up a trailer to "back it up by half a cunt hair."

[The Hole In Two @TheHoleinTwo2]

@bordeauxyoutube Make sure you eliminate Arizona because no self respecting person would willingly represent Tucson

[The Hole In Two @TheHoleinTwo2]

@TheHoleInOne1 Eat shit and tits ass

[The Hole In Two @TheHoleinTwo2]

@JJ_Wood08 @ellis_platten Yea, but your name is a different way to say you are masturbating

[The Hole In Two @TheHoleinTwo2]

My question is why do people censor the word rape by adding a G? Why do we have to ruin everything? I just want my fruit to be normal again.

[The Hole In Two @TheHoleinTwo2]

@joshbilicki @DGMRacingFL My 🐐

[The Hole In Two @TheHoleinTwo2]

@TheHoleInOne1 Make it pink call it teankle

[The Hole In Two @TheHoleinTwo2]

Mornin

[The Hole In Two @TheHoleinTwo2]

Bitch better have my money @TheHoleInOne1