TheHumanTim

Husband. Father. Nostalgia Dealer. One-Man-Band.
=peace=love=rock=

[TheHumanTim @TheHumanTim]

@TheCyborgTim It's me!

[TheHumanTim @TheHumanTim]

Come join the sneak peek party!
https://t.co/opIJ5kq8Lo

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Heyyyyy! It's been a while, huh? Missed you guys!

Anyway, I've got an announcement for a new thing happening soon: https://t.co/1QTDZI7KdF

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@sabaton should release a song about the #snakeislandheroes with all the proceeds going to #Ukraine

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No disrespect to @PaulFarrer1 @ColeRolland @goertzenbryce or @331EROCK, but the special guests on tonight's #Halloween tune are my all-time favorites.

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#ToBoldlyGo!!! Congrats @WilliamShatner #BlueOrigin

https://t.co/GFm5dSodeb

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Hey... Psssst... Do you like spooky traditional Halloween songs? Maybe with a ROCK twist? Well then, I'm cooking up a treat just for you!

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@NASA I'm no astonaut, but my 8-year-old daughter really wants to be. She IMMEDIATELY said that the asteroid belt is between the wrong planets on this officially licensed t-shirt. Can you explain what is pictured here or is a product recall needed? ;)

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If you grab a marker and casually draw a freehand circle, which hand do you use, where do you start, and in which direction do you draw?

Me: Left hand, starting at ~2 o'clock, counterclockwise.

Please reply with your data and a pic of the circle you drew!

#CircularResearch

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Ummm... @Breyers???

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@FedExHelp Message sent. I should just save it as a template, since this happens every winter. Inexcusable.

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I cringe whenever packages come via @FedEx. Always problems. Never know if it will arrive or where it will be left. Today it was 10 feet up the driveway in the snowbank. @UPS and @USPS and @amazon had no trouble getting to my door. @Walmart, please find a new shipping partner!

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In case you didn't know, I #condemnwhitesupremacy. If you are a racist, please unfollow, unlike, and unsubscribe from my social media. I think you are scum and I don't want you as a fan.

Hmmm, that's pretty easy to do when you actually mean it!

#condemnwhitesupremacychallenge

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Never knew @notthefakeSVP was such a rad drummer:

https://t.co/NUnCcEFRFa

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@pennjillette my kids were just watching "Tots" on Disney, and I instantly recognized you as the voice of Hoo-Hoodini. Perfect casting haha.

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And we're back on!!!! Thank you to the @EversourceCT LINE CREWS! Your upper management may have set you up for failure but you delivered in spite of it. Stay safe and keep pluggin' away! (Get it? PLUG! Ahhh #PunMeInTheFace)

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@juddcooper @comcast @Xfinity @EversourceCT Somehow these notoriously awful companies like comcast and spectrum were able to respond and communicate in a timely way, yet @EversourceCT out awfuls them all by orders of magnitude.

Shocking.
(Just like those wires with trees still on them 80+ hours later.)

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@blaze38mu @Forbes @justcapital_ @EversourceCT Somebody set their auto-responder bot to "we don't give a crap."

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@EversourceCT @mari0br03 Enough with your autogenerated form-letter replies. Your words and promises are hollow and insulting. You have been an abject failure in every aspect of this response. Just get the crews to work.

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@EversourceCT Hey @EversourceCT since you are still "evaluating" let me give you an actual realtime update. That tree in East Hampton is still on the wires 72 hrs later. Instead of sending a photog for a failed PR attempt, how bout you get a crew out there.
Cc:@ChrisMurphyCT @GovNedLamont