William, The not-so Great

Intentional puns. Arid amusement. Paternal banter. All thoughts & opinions expressed are of my own.

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@yelichfans Bill Hall

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Can we pump the brakes on pronouns for a bit and give the nod amateur nouns trying to break through and make it in this language?

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@ByAndrewWagner I’ll bring the utensils

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@ByAndrewWagner The Beer Makers are a strong athletic squadron.

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@ByAndrewWagner It’s not even football season.

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@ByAndrewWagner How many locations can one hit in 4 hours??

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@ByAndrewWagner Undaunted Overture

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@PuppiesIover Juggalo

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@ByAndrewWagner Thank you, Mr. Lincoln.

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@AdamSchefter Bears colors. Unreal.

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@MLB 🤞

[MLB @MLB]

The Captain made his MLB debut 30 years ago today.

Repost and reply for your chance to win this Derek Jeter autographed ball!

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@PabstBlueRibbon Pabst 16oz Tall Boys have been my go-to for more than a decade. Over the past few months your beer has tasted very metallic. Within the last 2 weeks it’s super sugary. Quality control is lacking and I have ceased purchasing your product. Fix it or go broke.

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I. WAS. THERE.
@MarquetteU Chartered a bus for students the day morning of. 5 hours later, Minneapolis. History. On the bus ride back we bribed the bus driver to stop for beer. He obliged and we chanted “Final Four” the entire ride back.

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

On this day in 2003, @DwyaneWade dropped a triple-double to lead @MarquetteMBB to the #MFinalFour 🔥

29 PTS | 11 REB | 11 AST

The beginning of The Flash ⚡️ #MarchMadness

[MLB @MLB]

Jackson Chourio turns 21 today, but YOU could get the gift!

Repost and like for a chance to win this bundle of 3 cards of the @Brewers' budding star.

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@Topps @JohnCena @nebyelsnit @frogstyle_2

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Marriage is an institution.
A mental one.
We’re committed.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Still generally regarded as Sports Illustrated’s worst swimsuit issue.

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@Canes Discontinue immediately unless you’re playing in Connecticut.