The Imperial Tribunal

Leading The Blind

(Satire)

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Not our name, for the record.

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Be sure to check out @PaulGlader's response to our op-ed!

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Read the Letter from the new Editor in Chief, @PaigeHagy, and hear what she has to say about the Imperial Tribunal in this new article here: https://t.co/UscS9vEVoC

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We heard that @PaulGlader mentioned us alongside Voltaire, the greatest satirist of all time, in his speech to the journalism students. We're honored!

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We're feeling a little spooooky 🧙‍♀️🎓🙊!! Let's start a witch hunt! Editorial position granted to whoever discovers who the editors of @TheImperialTri1 are. False accusers will be barred from future poetry writing. Good luck!

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We forgot to include the link:

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Prof. Glader, we took your criticism to heart and decided to correct the factual errors in our fictional and satirical paper:

"The Imperial Tribunal Issues Corrections For Hundreds Of Factual Errors"

@PaulGlader

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LOVE!!!!
Send us your writers @TheImperialTri1 !!
We've never written romance like the gold in here.

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Check out the first issue of The Imperial Jester, our literary magazine, here:

"The Imperial Jester, Issue 1, Spring 2021"

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In case you don't have a masters in Journalism, this is a great explanation of what satire actually is.

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Prof. Glader, we took your criticism to heart and decided to correct the factual errors in our fictional and satirical paper:

"The Imperial Tribunal Issues Corrections For Hundreds Of Factual Errors"

@PaulGlader

[Paul Glader @PaulGlader]

@joshjcraddock @Kin_Loch @TheImperialTri1 Yes. Their material contains dozens if not hundreds of factual errors. One example is their stating an underage student wrote a wine review. The student isn’t underage. It wasn’t a wine review. It was a small business profile. The Internet and TKC doesn’t need more false info.

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@PaulGlader @TheImperialTri1 I understand frustration with satire but as an outside observer to all of this 2 things have been clear. 1. These “anonymous trolls” seem to actually be quite high on your priority list the past few days. 2. These are the exact reasons why the IMP is, and should stay, anonymous.

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If, for some reason, you submit a piece to the EST and they drag their feet or don't plan on publishing it (been there), please let us know, and we can help out.

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In an effort to get this debate off of Twitter, we challenge @PaulGlader or anyone else to write a long-form response to our op-ed or even our existence. We look forward to an elevation of this discussion from poop emojis and 6th-grade name-calling to a higher discourse.