Justin Fink

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@eafortmeyer I love opening my fridge to find steaks that I totally forgot I bought 2 hours ago with the intent to make for dinner because then I get to make them for dinner

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@feeltheraeg Yea, works on maybe 70% of elevators I’ve tried it in. Also if you hold the button of the floor you are going to as well as the door close button it skips all other floors that call an elevator (same 70ish% rate for me)

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@feeltheraeg A significant amount of elevators will actually let you cancel a button by double pressing one that is light up

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@RightWingTwink At least it will be without an umbrella…

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@PaulGlader @TheImperialTri1 I understand frustration with satire but as an outside observer to all of this 2 things have been clear. 1. These “anonymous trolls” seem to actually be quite high on your priority list the past few days. 2. These are the exact reasons why the IMP is, and should stay, anonymous.

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@crwntherapper Breaking news! Contrary to common belief Cawthorn will not be running for president in 2024

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@feeltheraeg Ok but did you join?

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@eafortmeyer I do see your point but if we are going to criticize Biden for his choice then we have to criticize Trump as well seeing as Andrew Jackson was only president because of his slaves; not to mention the genocide of millions of Native Americans he caused.

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@eafortmeyer I agree with you and that’s why I said he had major faults. But ignoring everything he did for the economy and uniting the country during the war seems ignorant. But then again I feel Trump supporters are very good at ignoring certain aspects of a president that don’t fit

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@eafortmeyer Roosevelt definitely had some big faults but I think it would be hard to find a president who didn’t have anything wrong with him. He also did amazing things for the country in terms of the economy and unification which are some of the things Biden is looking to do

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@eafortmeyer

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@GraemeStraughn Vol. 2

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@crwntherapper I think you mean protest gear, republicans don’t riot this is a known fact

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@GraemeStraughn I’m still with the opinion that if you go into expecting them to be good story continuations they are bad movies, but if you go in just wanting entertainment they are at least decent

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@eafortmeyer Not totally sure what the possible comparison here is. Voter ID is something you need to be able to vote. A vaccine card is something you get after you get vaccinated. Beliefs about either aside, there is almost nothing the 2 have in common.

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@LavBeria5 @BlueWizard95 @prageru I never said you weren’t a real human. I just wanted to apologize to your parents for you seeing as something in your head must be seriously messed up if you thought that slaves could gain their freedom through peaceful civil disobedience...

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@josiahdeboer1 @GraemeStraughn Yes

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@eafortmeyer I feel like that was implied given the context of your last few tweets but I guess that’s my bad again sorry