Southside Unk

7x fantasy football champion. Sports nerd. Unfiltered.

[Southside Unk @TheInfamousMarv]

Ohhhh

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Trade news: The Pittsburgh Pirates are acquiring infielder Jacob Gonzalez and left-handed reliever Brandon Eisert from the Chicago White Sox for the 34th pick in tomorrow's draft and left-handed reliever Jaden Woods, sources tell ESPN. Deal is done.

[Southside Unk @TheInfamousMarv]

Needed that win in da worst way.

[Southside Unk @TheInfamousMarv]

@I_Am_ThaMan Must’ve forgot cuz she just been jobbing her ass off since coming back

[Southside Unk @TheInfamousMarv]

That a legit broken arm sheesh

[Southside Unk @TheInfamousMarv]

What polar bear they kill to put on that US title mane 😆

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

Right where he belongs ⭐️

[Southside Unk @TheInfamousMarv]

@AvoidTIMtation Nah post covid they done came around if ya down to last $10 😂

[Southside Unk @TheInfamousMarv]

Hshshshshsh😆😆😆😆

[DraftKings Sports @DKSports]

Tyler Herro loves a good fight 😂

(via Bally Sports Sun)

[Southside Unk @TheInfamousMarv]

Glad he’s healthy for his age

[Wrestling from 80s/90s @Wrestling80s90s]

Steve Blackman is 62. And would still kick your ass!

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Developing: The Los Angeles Clippers-Toronto Raptors trade centered on Kawhi Leonard will not be complete until the NBA investigation into the Clippers is over. Statement from the Clippers to ESPN:

For the past 10 months, our organization has fully cooperated with an NBA investigation, participating in dozens of interviews, providing tens of thousands of documents, and facilitating access to our staff. While the process has been challenging, we have remained committed to transparency.

On June 30, we reached an agreement in principle to trade Kawhi Leonard to the Toronto Raptors. We have since been informed that the trade can only be finalized if the Raptors' ownership group assumes the risk of penalties related to Kawhi’s contract that could theoretically result from the ongoing investigation.  The investigation is ongoing, and we expect the trade to be finalized following its conclusion.

At the heart of this investigation are Joe Sanberg and Aspiration. We did not funnel money to Kawhi Leonard through Aspiration. Like many sophisticated investors, financial institutions, and business partners, we were victims of a fraud initiated by Sanberg, who has been convicted and sentenced to 14 years in prison.  

We recognize the uncertainty this has created and the impact it has had on our team, our fans, the Raptors organization, their fans, and the players whose futures remain affected while this process continues.

We remain confident that, when the facts are evaluated fairly and thoroughly, the NBA will confirm exactly what we have said from the beginning: We have not done what we are accused of doing.

[DeColdest ToEvaTweet @WaynesWorld34]

Bottom tier?! And u talm bout some got dayum raisinettes?! Nicca delete yo acct🤦🏾‍♂️

[Paul Graham @paulg]

A Brown professor gave his students a take-home midterm exam. After suspecting many cheated using AI, he made the final in-person. The orange dots are the midterm scores and the gray dots are the final scores. Looks like all but 3 cheated on the midterm.

[Southside Unk @TheInfamousMarv]

@ASAPFunny 😂😂😂

[Southside Unk @TheInfamousMarv]

If you driving on LSD this morning, its a nasty two car accident by the McCormick Place…one car flipped over bad

[Southside Unk @TheInfamousMarv]

Paying NOLA a visit at month end then when the football season start the traveling picks up substantially

[foos @elClubLucha]

Heat and humidity be damned, sometimes you just gotta get the fit off

[Southside Unk @TheInfamousMarv]

@AvoidTIMtation No different than the Cody injury angle being done in Chicago 🤷🏾‍♂️

[Southside Unk @TheInfamousMarv]

Another great TV world title match but imma have to give the edge to Punk/Sami from Monday.

[Southside Unk @TheInfamousMarv]

Well look who BYKE