Someone- *Buys cucumber roll and says... “I love sushi!”
My Brain:
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Me- That’s not sushi
this is apparently weed of some sort idk man. but what have we done to weed. It used to be for hanging out. Mild euphoria. Giggle plant. And now well look at it. We’ve played god. Buddies out here smoking on bleu cheese just to go to the piggly wiggly for beef jerky stick.