I pirate steve irwin DVDs and sell them for profit

arrg

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Pecorino romano.

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“Men aren’t emotionally supportive of eachother”

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Blue cheese without chunks? Why don’t you just shoot a big load onto my pizza cuz that’s basically the same thing

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@melbornico I don’t remember I did too much damage to my frontal lobe

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Fucking love CBD it’s like diet weed

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@matchu_chutrain Looks pretty gay

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@sogkabob Just last night I dreamt about being at work (Autozone) and having to fight off rival O’Reilly’s employees attacking our store. Melatonin dreams are the shit

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The sexual tension between my palm and the top of the doorframe

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Sleepy

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Just snorted melatonin now i am drifting away

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Every day I look at the cigarette burn on my arm and say “damn I wish matt t was here to give me a new one”

[wint @dril]

i would pay $99 for an app thay reminds you to drink one icecold beer every 20 minutes

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Tell me why for 22 years I thought provolone was spelled provologne

where did the g come from

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@Mattynohoes Gooch tats

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@Mattynohoes Nah

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@btsisoreo

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Literally fuck off and let me enjoy my all natural hemlock berries

[Katie Mack @AstroKatie]

Lots of "natural" things are harmful and lots of synthetic things perfectly fine. It would be VERY CONVENIENT if we could just say "natural good, artificial bad" but that's not how it works. You want to say something is bad because "chemicals," you're gonna have to get specific.

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Spent 24 hours thinking of ways to flex my first tattoo without making it painfully obvious that I’m tryna flex my first tattoo but fuck it I’m just gonna flex my first tattoo.