Shumael Kamran Dar

Trying to live in a world where most of us just exist. New Profile (old one could survive a decade only - both me and my old profile).

[Shumael Kamran Dar @TheInkMan4]

Too much monotone. Life feels like a B&W Charlie Chaplin movie, except we are the people, Chaplin always got the better of.

[Omar Abdullah @OmarAbdullah]

Such a great initiative by our Urdu newspaper Roshni to affix a mask on the front page of the paper. It drives home the message about mask usage & also takes away the excuse about a mask not being readily available. Well done to who ever came up with this idea. #COVID19 #COVID

[Shumael Kamran Dar @TheInkMan4]

@altaf_muntaha But I agree with you. Zakir Khan is overrated for me but Abhishek Upmanyu, I love that guy!

[Shumael Kamran Dar @TheInkMan4]

@altaf_muntaha Counter Argument: If you don’t know who’s Ricky Gervais, Bill Burr, Robin Wiliams, Dave Chappelle, Louis C.K., Jerry Seinfeld, Kevin Hart etc, you may be alive but you’re not living.

[Shumael Kamran Dar @TheInkMan4]

@_aliena__ For me no such thing should exist. Before people start hating on me, I mean to say that we’re all the same, so we don’t need to establish something by propagating any “-isms”.

[Shumael Kamran Dar @TheInkMan4]

@__nomnomm Place for the weekend.

[Shumael Kamran Dar @TheInkMan4]

@__nomnomm Now I’ll punish you with these for 3 days.

[MeekaelKamran @MeekaelK]

Bhai humse nah padee jayegi novel!
#BiharMeRojgar

[Shumael Kamran Dar @TheInkMan4]

@adamimanullah @rihaabrmalik @MeekaelK

[Shumael Kamran Dar @TheInkMan4]

2010s: Pablo Escobar 1990s: Crime Master Shumael

[Shumael Kamran Dar @TheInkMan4]

@nawaz3760 @MeekaelK The camouflage mask?

[Shumael Kamran Dar @TheInkMan4]

Is this outfit legal? @MeekaelK

[Shumael Kamran Dar @TheInkMan4]

@__nomnomm Yaqeen mehkam, amal paiham, mohabbat fateh-e-alam; Jihad-e-zindagani mai hain ye mardon ki shamsheeren.

[Shumael Kamran Dar @TheInkMan4]

People who boast about certainty have been served an example so apt by the world capsizing in a matter of months. So what to fear now? Living in the hope for certainty or the human submission to habituation of uncertainty?

[Shashi Tharoor @ShashiTharoor]

Will never happen in a country where the ruling party believes it has all the answers!

[Shumael Kamran Dar @TheInkMan4]

Thool.

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

😎 Nutmeg, panna, tunnel...

🌎 What do you call this skill where you are?

#UCL

[Shumael Kamran Dar @TheInkMan4]

I don’t hear much fuss now. Blah blah blah.

[The Times Of India @timesofindia]

#BoisLockerRoom: ‘Sidharth’ is actually a girl; fake account used to suggest plan for sexual assault

The girl was examined by police and revealed that she sent the messages to check the reaction of the boy and the “strength of his character”.

https://t.co/UN9tGfxa62

[Shumael Kamran Dar @TheInkMan4]

People who offer 20 rakaat taraaweh to the ones who only offer 8 rakaat:

[GOAL @goal]

Messi>Ronaldo for Jurgen Klopp:

"For me Messi [is better], but I couldn't admire Ronaldo more than I do already.

"What both have in common is that both have left their footprints for such a long time."

🐐