I'm Batman

Very easy going person, not concerned about people's feelings, approachable and yet unpredictable. Forgiving but never forgets. Not aggressive unless provoked.

[I'm Batman @TheInsaneBoi]

Collection of (my) Good tweets: https://t.co/ayeZNOAR3C

[I'm Batman @TheInsaneBoi]

Chivalry is dead because feminism killed it.

[I'm Batman @TheInsaneBoi]

Others: I want to kiss you all over.
Me: I want to kiss you all over the world.

[I'm Batman @TheInsaneBoi]

Never ever help people by giving money to them, cause no one helps when you need it the most. People are pathetic, I tell you.

[I'm Batman @TheInsaneBoi]

@Sabbracadabbraa I can help you. 😋

[I'm Batman @TheInsaneBoi]

Sometimes you give up on people cause you know there will be no way coming back then!

[I'm Batman @TheInsaneBoi]

Yo PR bhanne chiz ba bhako keta ma matra ho ra?! I am gonna die alone. 😭

[I'm Batman @TheInsaneBoi]

Seriously you can’t trust anyone!

[વુડારે ગકે @LxGocool]

एउटा केटा जस्ले महिनाको 10,000 कमाएर 3000 कोठा भाडा तिर्छ ,3000 ले खान पुराउँछ ,2000 पढाइ खर्च गर्छ अनि 2000 घर आमालाइ पठाउँछ तेसैलाइ एउटि केटिले तेरो औकात के हो था छ भनेर सोध्छे जस्ले 50 को रिचार्ज गर्न आमासङ्ग पैसा माग्छे ,100 रुप्पे दाइसङ्ग मागेर फिल्म हेर्न जान्छे ।।

[I'm Batman @TheInsaneBoi]

If we meet and you don’t like me, just buy me a beer!

[I'm Batman @TheInsaneBoi]

Where are you from?

Nepal

Oh, most of the people ‘mark safe’ when they are not even in the plane? #USBanglaCrash ✈️ https://t.co/JJ5wap7fok

[Aadarsh Kumar Mishra @typicalNepali18]

Where are you from??

Jeetpur

Oh, most of the people don't even know it exists, how to you clarify your town's location ? https://t.co/7vG48yTUq6

[I'm Batman @TheInsaneBoi]

*she invites me to her house*
She: make yourself comfortable
me : *goes back to home*

#ForeverAlone

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[I'm Batman @TheInsaneBoi]

I haven't understood why girls (usually)go in pairs to the washroom!

[I'm Batman @TheInsaneBoi]

Guys, will you marry a hot and sexy jobless girl?

[I'm Batman @TheInsaneBoi]

Girls, will you marry a hot and sexy jobless guy???

[I'm Batman @TheInsaneBoi]

Have you ever craved someone? Not in a sexual way, but just wanted to hear the sound of their voice or feel the warmth of their body!?

[I'm Batman @TheInsaneBoi]

@bnodg I bet most of the girls will opt “free drinks” over “feminism” for sure.

[I'm Batman @TheInsaneBoi]

One man can teach you that all men are not the same! Ask your Dad.

[I'm Batman @TheInsaneBoi]

If you follow someone expecting a followback, you are doing Twitter wrong.

[I'm Batman @TheInsaneBoi]

Not all men are trash, not all women are decent.