Exporting Insecurity

please don't follow me.
i don't need that stress in my life.

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hey @WrestlingBios!
i'm a mod over at r/squaredcircle (and official jam up guy) - would you be interested in doing an AMA over there now that you've wrapped up reliving the war?

after some well deserved rest from watching late era WCW that is..

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@SexyChuckieT i know you're doing your NJPW thing right now, but can you lemme know why the first pic of you on google looks like you're trying to shit from standing?

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@IDS616 can't sub to your patreon because i'm outta work ATM, so the best i could do was a cheap plug. 🥳

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(watching youtube police chase compilations at 3AM)

NARRATOR: that's when this driver did the unthinkable..
ME: did he lead the cops on a chase?
NARRATOR: he led the cops on a chase.
ME: (takes a swig of beer) hell yeah..

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i have the concepts of a plan to do the dishes in my sink.

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I know the #ABCDebate fact checked and said no babies are being executed after birth, but i could have sworn i just saw one getting executed live on TV after going on a tangent about how they're eating the dogs.

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this is the second time i've seen the words "TPS" and "significant impact" in the same paragraph this week.

at least this time the words "bystander", "skull", and "pavement" aren't included.. so that's cool i guess.

[Toronto Police @TorontoPolice]

TPS is dedicated to helping our city's youth reach their full potential. Our YIPI program serves as a stepping stone for youth to gain valuable experience that will help them grow, learn, and make a significant impact.
#InternationalYouthDay

Full story: https://t.co/RTAGGt0ERZ

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@Great_O_Khan is for everyone!
@reasonjp

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oh, the COPA in 2016 as well.

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"tHE uS cAN'T hOST A wORLD cUP".
realizing that half of twitter isn't old enough to remember 1994 is making me feel old.

#CopaAmerica

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@NateJafeth @IsaacMarmen @centregoals you know they already hosted the world cup in 1994 without incident.. right?

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argentina heard a few of our players speaking french and thought this was the fuckin world cup final.
#ARGCAN #CANMNT

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i know we won't, but imagine if we did? #CANMNT

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jessie marsch's first month coaching.
#CMNT / #CopaAmerica

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first a headbutt and now an elbow.
#CanMNT games are looking like those worldstar fights where someone loses a shoe.

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@kaylabecker_tv @RJCity1 come on RJ, don't you think this'll look great?

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@sbinskii @alex_abads bruh..
https://t.co/unKzs4xxcV

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@reasonjp hyping up a G1 announcement.
it's him. he's entering the G1.

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POLICE OFFICER: i'm sorry sir, this is a crime scene..
ME: i know. take a walk rookie.. (flashes badge).

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what if the sidewalk moaned when you walked on it?