Nordic Knave

can't beat this heat

[Nordic Knave @TheIrishKnave]

Gazing at a cemetery in aspiration, knowing that one day I'll finally make it

[Nordic Knave @TheIrishKnave]

Demon my middle name, don't wake it up

[Nordic Knave @TheIrishKnave]

Hey, if you're free this weekend would you like to can meet up for a coffee we can hang out and get a coffee I was thinking about going to a coffee shop this weekend

[Nordic Knave @TheIrishKnave]

@RUCKIN___ @markgorbett oh shit is that the house that guy was murdered in

[Nordic Knave @TheIrishKnave]

I'm one stressful moment away from locking myself in a Starbuck bathroom and doing heroin

[Nordic Knave @TheIrishKnave]

My father was a union cloud seeder

[Nordic Knave @TheIrishKnave]

Girl in front of me's email is adhd840

[Nordic Knave @TheIrishKnave]

Writing "I love you" on your bosses sympathy card

[Nordic Knave @TheIrishKnave]

I keep mixing up slumdog millionaire with 101 dalmatians

[Nordic Knave @TheIrishKnave]

"Santa Fe grill is permanently closed, sorry for the inconvenience"

What, the inconvenience of ruining my life?

[Nordic Knave @TheIrishKnave]

Jingle bell rock stuck in my head since Thanksgiving, all I've ever known is pain

[Nordic Knave @TheIrishKnave]

Underground affordable weed store called caruthers linens

[Nordic Knave @TheIrishKnave]

I like it when restaurants stab your burger for a confirmed kill

[Nordic Knave @TheIrishKnave]

Sorry don’t believe in daylight savings time

[Nordic Knave @TheIrishKnave]

I keep mixing up suite life with hotel rowanda

[Nordic Knave @TheIrishKnave]

How much scent can you handle in your laundry? I like about 10 percent of scent

[Nordic Knave @TheIrishKnave]

Incel task force surfs up

[Nordic Knave @TheIrishKnave]

Time to take over the family luffa farm I will not disappoint my ancestors

[Nordic Knave @TheIrishKnave]

Hi I’m Irish Abe and I’m an honest liar

[Nordic Knave @TheIrishKnave]

Ah late 20’s, too old for the excitable college crowd but to young for Tuberculosis talk or consumption as they used to call it

[Nordic Knave @TheIrishKnave]

Got ambidextrous mixed up with anorexic now I’m in the dog house