Jakup

that one friend that’s too woke. 🐟🍆✊💦🧖‍♀️

[marco ☭ 🔻 @OcramsReyzor]

This is AI, do not come

[emily north @north0fnorth]

midwest summer when you don’t know anyone with a boat or a cabin but you live in the great city of chicago so it doesn’t matter

[Guy Selga @guyselga]

I still can’t believe a watchdog group successfully got this canceled in Chicago to save a parking lot.

[Jakup @TheJacaca]

Raw dogging mental health, but it’s okay I took my Claritin this morning

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

If you hate the pope for being too liberal, wait till you hear about Jesus.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

No, I am pretty sure it's the lack of empathy.

[Praise @tufpraise]

The Christian conservative mind cannot fathom someone being simultaneously religious and not hateful

[Jakup @TheJacaca]

Con-Venience Store

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

bruh what CVS even stand for

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

I posted “i am the first man in my bloodline to jack off in an Arby’s” on facebook and my uncle replied “not true.”

[courtney @csmallllll]

I must speak my truth. Coke Zero is astronomically better than Diet Coke

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

[the meji. @mejitwo]

Petition to change "et al." to "and gang" in academia

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

“Promise me you won't cast Gaseous Form at the party tonight.”

Me: I promise.

Me three drinks later:

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Why do certain apps think they can pause my music…you’re nothing and no one

[Yerrr 🇵🇸 @MaceAhWindu]

NASA could spend 1.5 trillion dollars on rockets going up into space and down again for a year and I'd consider that a more meaningful and worthwhile investment than whatever we're doing in the Middle East.

[TK🍉| commissions closed @CrazySadAzn]

trying to find the balance between becoming more politically informed and not killing myself

[ً @wynrosei]

i don't know who needs to hear this but in order to become a better person, you must first realize how horrible you really are. not in the dramatic sense, but in the quiet ways you sabotage yourself, repeat unhealthy patterns, hurt people who care about you, or tolerate what wounds you. you cannot grow if you keep pretending you’re innocent in the story you created

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

You’re telling me that for me to be born it took 1 dad, 1 mom, 4 grandparents, 8 great‑grandparents, 16great‑great‑grandparents… and NONE of them left me even a single plot of land?

[Jakup @TheJacaca]

ACAB includes paw patrol.

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Why are people being so weird about snow this year