Jack Calico

Space pirate from the future

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@UNCFootball @CoachCollins @andystaples

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@wsbtv You don't get to pretend to care about Epstein's victims if you won't even consider allegations against President "Grab em by the pussy".

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@thirstypeoples She can do what she wants.

Fellas, if this bothers you, stick to jerking off. You ain't ready.

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@Skrybe1 @BidensWins You're a funny lil guy

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 X + Y = 110
X - Y = 100
2X = 210
X = 105

So the bat is $105, and the ball is $5

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@InternetH0F Complaining about vaginas being loose is little dick energy

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Technically, all men are sons, so:
- 1 great grandfather (grandfather, father, and son)
- 1 grandfather (grandfather, father, and son)
- 2 fathers (don't have to bring their sons to be fathers, so father and son)

2 grandfathers, 4 fathers, and 4 sons = 4 people

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Height of cat = A
Height of turtle = B
Height of table = C
-A + B + C = 130
A - B + C = 170
A - A + B - B + C + C = 130 + 170
0 + 0 + 2C = 300
C = 300 / 2 = 150

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@cooltechtipz

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@HumansNoContext Fake

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@cooltechtipz Fun fact: none of the turn indicators work

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@Barb2216123 @CoffeyTimeNews I think if you avoid decades of fraud and perjury, then you'll be alright.

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@ask_aubry Gross incel bullshit.

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@ClaireMax Seems like people who do this are pretty much always projecting insecurity, in either their masculinity or femininity.

Cheers on your hard work!

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@ajc

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@todayyearsold 36 -> 3 + 6 - 2 = 7 (which is wrong)

There are some special cases where this works, but it's not a reliable way of calculating perfect squares

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@RemyDee504

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@x_libertyx @JoJoFromJerz Imagine being exactly who this post is talking about doing exactly what this post is referring to and thinking you made a point

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@kitty_bit_games

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@emberalert1024 Gam-orous