Jake Crossman

Actor, Musician, Entrepreneur | 1M+ TikTok Friends

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@livingdevops bro’s still using containers

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@dr_ericberg brain dead take

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@justalexoki the lion needs to start concerning himself

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@ForrestPKnight yes lol

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How do I short the stock market?

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

The craziest thing isn’t that Charlie Kirk died, or that there’s (very gruesome) footage of him being shot circulating throughout social media.

Instead, the craziest thing to me is that so many “normal” liberals such as teachers, nurses, friends, family members are taking a great deal of joy in Charlie’s death.

I think I dramatically underestimated how ghoulish and evil these people truly are.

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@alessio_joseph you’re sooo good at what you do!

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@Yuchenj_UW no yuchen jin UW. go to a bar and make a friend.

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@VivekGRamaswamy why aren’t your kids studying???

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@paulbohm you write like chatGPT 🤣🤣

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normalize eating in n out alone bc you’re bootstrapping and your mommy isn’t home to cook you dinner

[Craig Weiss @craigweiss]

The trick to vibe coding is knowing when to vibe and when not to vibe

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blocking the word “banana” today

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Altman should be charged with murder bro.

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block elon musk, grok, and greg, and this website isn’t too bad

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@Prathkum you are

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“if it doesn’t pass CI i’m not reviewing it”

i thought this was a joke

are people actually pushing failing code?

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has anyone ever actually wanted to print odd pages only?

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how much work i get done and how long i fast are directly correlated every day

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@justalexoki Substance and Accidents