Jake Martin

Cheeseland resident | Blaseball fan; Sunbeams since season 3 |

[Liisa Lee✨💙 is on Bluesky @Liisabelle]

I, a connoisseur…

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

oh god oh fuck

[Games Done Quick @GamesDoneQuick]

YES CHEF ADEF! We are having so much on this chef run from @adefgames ! Come join the kitchen in chat fellow chefs!

[Kukuruyo 🇪🇦 @kukuruyo]

Ok i think i found the solution to the trolley problem

[ellewasamistake @ellewasamistake]

titanic researcher: what does this have to do with where the diamond is

rose: i'm getting to that

titanic researcher: ok go on...

rose: so he's railing me in some dude's car

[Molly White @molly0xFFF]

*chefkiss*

[The Associated Press @AP]

April is the cruelest month, breeding lilacs out of the dead land, mixing memory and desire, stirring dull roots with spring rain. https://t.co/3ID91uMXvn

[Jake Martin @TheJakers19]

@Copper8642 you had me for a bit not gonna lie

[Gritty is the Way @Gritty20202]

we're not eating the rich fast enough to save the planet

[Jake Martin @TheJakers19]

@Copper8642 my man

[Jake Martin @TheJakers19]

@Copper8642 😘

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Oh hi, remember how great you felt when you fed me little tender bites of turkey? Great news, you could be that happy again

[Jake Martin @TheJakers19]

@aGlitterTree this was riveting thank you

[The African Ink 📖 @theafricanink]

“The tarantula scrambles faster, certain that he will make it across. Certain of his extraordinary speed. Crunch.” - Nnedi Okorafor

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

marjorie taylor greene, who voted against gay marriage two months ago because it’s a sin, is now getting divorced from her husband after cheating on him with the manager of her gym

[Jake Martin @TheJakers19]

@Copper8642 im on team boar