Patron Saint Of Tits

Glitter, she/they, aggressively pink, demi & poly, 30, s€x witch, genius bimbo, alt: @apinkglitter tweetin for the bitches who charge their tits in the moon

[Patron Saint Of Tits @aGlitterTree]

thinking about the time someone tweeted "what's your least favorite sign" and i responded with this image not realizing they meant astrological sign 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Patron Saint Of Tits @aGlitterTree]

@ThirstyAssAlt thinking about this again

[dhwani @dhwanisaraiya_]

literacy AND cooking crisis omg everyone read this right NOW !!!!

[Patron Saint Of Tits @aGlitterTree]

@phiafacetious HAPPY BIRTH

[daisy “dan goose” tackett @fatstevebuscemi]

you’ve heard of boy slop and girl dinner, now try the Kindergartener’s Delight: a roll of ritz crackers, a pack of fruit snacks, and an apple sauce pouch

[Patron Saint Of Tits @aGlitterTree]

it's Pisces season! cry in public! tell your body you love them out loud! breakup with the person who can't be honest about their feelings! alienate people who don't like your art! sit in the shower and wonder why!

[Patron Saint Of Tits @aGlitterTree]

Sherlock Holmes was just autism-maxxing

[Patron Saint Of Tits @aGlitterTree]

hot queer teaching our narcan awareness class absolutely cackled when i called the bathrooms "gendy nooch" i think i love them

[Patron Saint Of Tits @aGlitterTree]

at the queer-friendly gůn range and someone is playing Mad World doing target practice

[Jay, Non-Binary Dumbass @ThirstyAssAlt]

Does anybody want to build Lego and kiss a little while we watch 80s movies?

[Patron Saint Of Tits @aGlitterTree]

@muddaub @caitlin_mmm as a pisces who beefs with aries, i feel offended and affirmed

[Patron Saint Of Tits @aGlitterTree]

it worked and i have an MRI scheduled for valentines day 💖🤪

[Patron Saint Of Tits @aGlitterTree]

trolling the depths of my own tweets to show my doctor and tell her i need an MRI

[Patron Saint Of Tits @aGlitterTree]

my room is so pink ft. Frank

[Patron Saint Of Tits @aGlitterTree]

trolling the depths of my own tweets to show my doctor and tell her i need an MRI

[Patron Saint Of Tits @aGlitterTree]

@powerhouseQueer went and found this tweet so i have a date to give my doctor 🙃

[Patron Saint Of Tits @aGlitterTree]

is gravity fucked up for anyone else?

[Jay, Non-Binary Dumbass @ThirstyAssAlt]

Got asked if I felt comfortable working in Canva during this interview and I said yes and lied about using it to make posters for work instead of this thing I made once while bored

[Cynthwave 🏳️‍⚧️🔆 @rottingmoss]

Can't use that one mate

[Patron Saint Of Tits @aGlitterTree]

@hudlion tell us your secrets

[Patron Saint Of Tits @aGlitterTree]

@hudlion HIGH ART

[Patron Saint Of Tits @aGlitterTree]

person in the stall next to me is pissing so hard i'm worried about their bladder health