ETERNALLYSPOOKYGARSE

fight fire with mullets
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they/them

[ETERNALLYSPOOKYGARSE @badfothamucka]

Blasting bangarang as I leave this planet fitness parking lot at 11:30 on a Monday in 2019 as I have no tact, taste, or respect for society

[ETERNALLYSPOOKYGARSE @badfothamucka]

@aGlitterTree @emma_morrison also highly recommend searching youtube for wig review videos before you buy, because so many of them look different in videos than they do on websites & it gives better ideas of what the colors look like

[ETERNALLYSPOOKYGARSE @badfothamucka]

@aGlitterTree @emma_morrison Hello hello I wear wigs and know things about them! I buy most of them from sams beauty and ebonyline but i know a lot of people buy from aliexpress (strongly encourage you to check the seller ratings if you use aliexpress)

[ETERNALLYSPOOKYGARSE @badfothamucka]

If I ever start drinking again I am gonna get my ass whooped by a single hard seltzer. I can Feel It when I take two ibuprofen now.

[ETERNALLYSPOOKYGARSE @badfothamucka]

@wife_goth it'd either just fit or be slightly small. it does have a 4" panel in the back so you can lace it anywhere from 24" to 20" but 24" might not be comfortable. have you worn a steel corset before, by chance? or really strong shapewear/compression garments?

[ETERNALLYSPOOKYGARSE @badfothamucka]

Kind of a long shot but does anyone want a 20 inch steel boned overbust corset? Nothing wrong with it, I just don't fit it. Pay pal me shipping and it's yours.

[ETERNALLYSPOOKYGARSE @badfothamucka]

I cannot be the only person who is massively relieved there are not going to be family dinners where I gotta not start fights abt capitalism or mention being mentally ill/gay for 6+ continuous hours of scrutiny & parties where I will inevitably run into at least one ex this year

[ETERNALLYSPOOKYGARSE @badfothamucka]

@aGlitterTree Cascada will eternally bang. Everytime We Touch is seminal. Imagine being in a kmart in 2035 and it comes on the pa radio and you see a 40 year old jam his knee doing the Melbourne shuffle. Maybe you're married to him. Maybe that's what love is

[ETERNALLYSPOOKYGARSE @badfothamucka]

Just remembered the Kylie Minogue song Can't Get You Out Of My Head so I will be putting on gold lipgloss and vibing like it's 2002 until further notice

[ETERNALLYSPOOKYGARSE @badfothamucka]

Been thinking about techno before edm a lot lately.

[steph @steph_mcca]

at the goodwill and I have to know what happened

[Patron Saint Of Tits @aGlitterTree]

the news is all bad, stop scrolling and drink some fucking water

[ETERNALLYSPOOKYGARSE @badfothamucka]

@aGlitterTree THIS IS ART

[ETERNALLYSPOOKYGARSE @badfothamucka]

I know I'm not a hollywood star or anything but like. People don't shave their necks unless their hair is short in the back, right?

[ETERNALLYSPOOKYGARSE @badfothamucka]

Watching pride and prejudice and I think they could have sprung for a slightly nicer wig for Elizabeth. Mostly for the scene where she's on the cliff top and the strong wind only reaches her bangs / the neckline in the back

[ETERNALLYSPOOKYGARSE @badfothamucka]

@r4v3boiii I used to fence sabre competitively. I'm pretty sure I was last in the league but hey. Somebody had to be, might as well have been me.