Jared Payan

Actor

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@NASA Why didn’t ya’ll take a big ass flashlight for the dark side of the moon?

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@DailyLoud You were supposed to wait until April. We can only emotionally afford 1 animal to rally behind per month.

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@Dexerto @Disney @DisneyPlus We need a movie asap

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@Variety Terrible take. He just died. Smearing the dead is sick.

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@DailyLoud @grok what is bone smashing

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The automatic refresh when you log in to X is really annoying. I left the app to open Spotify and came back and what I was reading disappears. Happens all the time. Annoying.

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@EricLDaugh Any chance I could one of them billions that are just layin’ around?

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@theboymanager @StJsn1 Yay! Cat wait

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@DailyLoud Stranger? That’s @crogman Are you not entertained?

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@Breaking911 Looks like he’s about to say something. “Hey, man, come here. Wanna go to Narnia?”

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@libsoftiktok “Thanks guys, have a great day.” Gave these vibes 🤣🤣

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@TateTheTalisman @ObviousRises With a name like Mr. Obvious you’d think he’d see the joke 🤷🏽‍♂️

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@jointrw_ You were never taught to invest. Your 401k is grown using investment principles which would let you retire sooner if you knew them or were taught them in school. But employers need employees so you just go to work every day and wait for 65.

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@GuntherEagleman The biggest checkers n chess example I’ve ever seen

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@MAGAVoice We all listen to Alexander Hamilton and love it; his rhetoric, speeches, debates. Sure he was controversial, he was fighting for the nation. Aaron Burr is the killer, Alexander we love. We empathize with Burr, but he shouldn’t have killed Hamilton. This isn’t about Hamilton…

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@jointrw_ “I’ll figure it out”…how you know he has zero clue but the right mindset.

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@MrBeast 911

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@dr_moonie A win is a win

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@elonmusk I’d like a Cortana and Masterchief styled neuralink, please.

[Jared Payan @TheJaredPayan]

@TRW_global I need to join that campus. I’m in copywriting right now.