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Philly sports make me sad. Enjoyer of grown men in tights fake fighting. Life is hard, be harder.

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Go

And I say this with every fiber of my being

Birds

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@JustinWhang For all the high praise he’s gotten the last half decade (and rightfully so) he was pretty unwatchable from the beginning of his Fed run until The Bar formed

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I’m missing Dynamite and Mike Tomlin Minecraft for this shit

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Fuck dude. Rest in power

[All Elite Wrestling @AEW]

All Elite Wrestling is saddened to announce the passing of Benjamin Satterley, aka Pac. A native of Newcastle upon Tyne, England, Satterley began his wrestling career in 2004 and went on to perform for wrestling organizations all over the world, captivating fans with innovative high-flying moves and incredible in-ring ability. Pac signed with All Elite Wrestling in 2019 and held multiple AEW Championships and competed in some of the most memorable matches in AEW history. Our condolences go out to Satterley’s family, friends and fans.

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The Stevens hit on Lindros alone gets the Devils a top 3 spot

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I’m sorry but I do not hate an entire fanbase based on one move their dumbass GM made this offseason more than a team from an hour away whose been a blood rival my entire 29 years on this planet

[JFresh @JFreshHockey]

Who are every fanbases' most-hated teams?

I asked voters to name their favourite team and their three most-hated.

Here are the results, by fanbase:

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30 goals 80 points

[Philadelphia Flyers @NHLFlyers]

Forward Matvei Michkov met with the media from Training Camp at @FlyersTCenter.

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Obviously fuck Triple H but my biggest takeaway from this clip is just how ridiculously good JR was on commentary in his prime

[The Rattlesnake @StoneColdSnakeX]

23 YEARS AGO TODAY AT WWE SUMMERSLAM

Triple H defeated Goldberg, Chris Jericho, Shawn Michaels, Randy Orton and Kevin Nash in a Elimination Chamber Match to retain the World Heavyweight Championship!

(2003)

@TripleH

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@samsutliff Cleavers are phenomenal

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Hold on does that shit say Nigel vs Shibata?

[conner @winterweather]

FAWK

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Dave Dombrowski is a terrorist

[Todd Zolecki @ToddZolecki]

Bryce Harper brought his outfielder's glove on the last road trip, saying he was ready to move to the outfield, if needed.

He's expected to move to the outfield to make room for Luis Arraez in the infield. Alec Bohm to first base, Bryson Stott to third base.

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Kopitar
Bergeron
Barkov
Toews

But it’s very close

[Guru @Guruelous]

Rank these 4 in their prime

[Pugmane🐾 🐛 🥫 @pugmane]

Lebron IS a 76er

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With arguably the worst D core in the league I wouldn’t be shocked if they miss the playoffs this year

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Ducks matching was inevitable. Teams are gonna asking for a ransom to take on any of the Vatrano/Kreider/Killorn contracts knowing they gotta sign Cutter still. Verbeek royally fucked they

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Them* dammit

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Pat Verbeek seeing a second offer sheet was about to come through

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In their primes, there’s I think 7-8 names total in this list. You take Leo everyday of the week

[JFresh @JFreshHockey]

Here's 300 players drafted in the second half of the 1st round. Go through and pick four at random - would you rather have them all than Leo Carlsson?

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@SuitableAlias Michkov was also getting 1oa buzz for a few years leading up to the draft. Would’ve went higher if there weren’t questions about when he was coming over

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If Mintyukov signs an offer sheet in like the 8 million range I think they let Leo walk

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Everyone is coming to Philly, time to get in on the fun big bro @KingJames