Jesse Hurdle (fan account)

retweets are endowments

[Jesse Hurdle (fan account) @TheJesseHurdle]

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[Jesse Hurdle (fan account) @TheJesseHurdle]

Perfect grades? Sounds like a whore

[GlammaSooz @GlammaSooz]

@EstateBets1135 @charliekirk11 Your daughter sounds like the girls who get to college, pledge and drink or drug themselves out in 2 years because she’s finally away from her overbearing pretentious parents.

Which Ivy accepted you?

[Jesse Hurdle (fan account) @TheJesseHurdle]

@Flemdawg1Hunna yw

[Jesse Hurdle (fan account) @TheJesseHurdle]

This is a great example of a straw man

[Jesse Hurdle (fan account) @TheJesseHurdle]

You posted this on the internet to the entire world. You couldn't do that in the 70s or 80s. You also couldn't read about current events happening outside of your bubble.

[Mila Joy @Milajoy]

I grew up in the 1970s and 1980s.

Back then, no one saw color.

We were all just Americans.

How did that change?

[Jesse Hurdle (fan account) @TheJesseHurdle]

cool

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If I see one more damn Nazi salute in my feed, I’m gonna lose my mind 🤪

This algorithm sucks!!

[Jesse Hurdle (fan account) @TheJesseHurdle]

being a billionaire is utterly unacceptable

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Having pronouns in a fantasy video game is utterly unacceptable 😡

[Jesse Hurdle (fan account) @TheJesseHurdle]

sounds like they're counting votes, chuck

[Jesse Hurdle (fan account) @TheJesseHurdle]

So it's ok to post fake racist screenshots to create a false narrative, but if someone calls it out for being fake, they still lose? Cool framework

[Bijan Tehrani 🇮🇷 @BijanTehrani]

@Nan_dre_ The fact it has to be said the image on the left is fake shows the state of Twitch more than anything else. The image on the right was a users emote that was removed as soon as we became aware.

Unlike other platforms, Kick has never banned Israelis and all are welcome.

[Jesse Hurdle (fan account) @TheJesseHurdle]

@elonmusk Cool, whatever. As long as everyone is in fear.

[Jesse Hurdle (fan account) @TheJesseHurdle]

Requiring a person to work twice the hours of a standard job sounds super efficient

[Department of Government Efficiency @DOGE]

We are very grateful to the thousands of Americans who have expressed interest in helping us at DOGE. We don’t need more part-time idea generators. We need super high-IQ small-government revolutionaries willing to work 80+ hours per week on unglamorous cost-cutting. If that’s you, DM this account with your CV. Elon & Vivek will review the top 1% of applicants.

[Jesse Hurdle (fan account) @TheJesseHurdle]

espnyo

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

no idea why my chrome has started auto-translating the espn scoreboard page but i'm never changing it back

[Jesse Hurdle (fan account) @TheJesseHurdle]

my professor has a geopolitical sign on their office door, preventing me from thinking freely

[AltKek @AltKek420]

@hasanthehun Good, we need to remove bias from college. Its for free thinking not to virtue signal

[Jesse Hurdle (fan account) @TheJesseHurdle]

yeah but is tom brave enough to walk on to the OSCERS stage and slap a ROCK with his bare hand

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Tom Cruise and Will Smith on top of the Burj Khalifa skyscraper in Dubai.

[Jesse Hurdle (fan account) @TheJesseHurdle]

2024 is both a prime number and a palindrome.

this will not happen again until the year 2500.

[Jesse Hurdle (fan account) @TheJesseHurdle]

y'all don't forget to set your clocks forward tonight

[Jesse Hurdle (fan account) @TheJesseHurdle]

turns out baby stingrays are more frisbee than boomerang

[Jesse Hurdle (fan account) @TheJesseHurdle]

five minutes into my layover at jfk, and im beginning to see why they call this place the big apple

[Jesse Hurdle (fan account) @TheJesseHurdle]

technology was a mistake

[Jesse Hurdle (fan account) @TheJesseHurdle]

my favorite thing about being a millennial is that i don't have to take the myers briggs test. i can just tell you my hogwarts house

[Jesse Hurdle (fan account) @TheJesseHurdle]

@Flemdawg1Hunna You mean like the New York City Yankees?