Darth Jester [CL]

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[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Lauren Boebert calling for the abolishment of the Dept of Education is like chlamydia speaking out against "the dangers of amoxicillin"

[Darth Jester [CL] @TheJester304]

Ice Cube 🧊

[Shannon Novella @tx_princess78]

New Kids on the Block
@NKOTB

Next…

[Darth Jester [CL] @TheJester304]

@GentlemanSin @hardxfeelings_ I was just talking about this a day or two ago. I’m not a fan of her music or her, but that was a brilliant move.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

I don’t understand how COVID is spiking again after we’ve tried everything from pretending it’s over to pretending it never happened

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

They did try that in a small town.

And 376 officers waited 74 minutes to confront 1 guy with an AR-15.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Wow. After Justice Alito authored the opinion to overturn Roe v. Wade, he went on a trip to Rome which was funded by Notre Dame’s Religious Liberty Initiative, a group that SUPPORTED the overturning of Roe.

Corruption. The conservatives on SCOTUS are rotten to the core.

[Darth Jester [CL] @TheJester304]

Tfw everyone else on the train is about to have a real bad day #PS5Share, #RedDeadRedemption2

[Darth Jester [CL] @TheJester304]

“I am a free prince, and I have as much authority to make war on the whole world, as he who has a hundred sail of ships at sea and an army of 100,000 men in the field.” - ”Black” Sam Bellamy

#NewProfiePic

[Darth Jester [CL] @TheJester304]

It just seems a little redundant and unnecessary that overwritten and overridden usually mean the same thing.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

BREAKING: Trump releases statement on indictment

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

BREAKING: This is first time in American history that a current or former cast member of Home Alone 2 has been indicted for paying hush money payments to a porn star to sway an election

[Darth Jester [CL] @TheJester304]

The amount of olive oil, garlic, and parsley I use in any dish is bound not by any mortal recipe and is guided only by personal whims, hubris, and reckless abandon.

[Darth Jester [CL] @TheJester304]

I’m still not convinced Harry Styles is actually famous. He just showed up one day and everyone rolled with it.

[Darth Jester [CL] @TheJester304]

@GentlemanSin

[cal? @cal_gif]

you want your city to be walkable and bikeable? what's next? suckable? fuckable?

[iLLyfe @DJillSpin]

Cheers to the weekend!!

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

The thing M&Ms gets that we’ve all forgotten is that nothing matters.

[Darth Jester [CL] @TheJester304]

@DubiousUnicorn Number 5 but as a Dr. Grip Center of Gravity G2 instead of the disposable one.

[Optimus @TeslaAIBot]

One million seconds ago was 11 days ago.
One billion seconds ago was 1992.
One trillion seconds ago was 31,000 B.C

Let that sink in.