Joe Murdock

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@BradleyBeck Whats a ghosts favorite sequel? Ghostbusters Boo #ghostPun

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@tightsix Fall in love with the world. #GetinPussy

[Joe Murdock @TheJoeMurdock]

@tightsix Shmoke a bole cuz! #chillin

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@tightsix What do you think about the upcoming Robocop remake?

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@Tightsix hey

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#2012Prediction: I'll leave the house in 30 minutes

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#1793Prediction: Invention of the cotton gin

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#2013Prediction: 2014 Predictions

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Should I change my relationship status to 'owns a Fleshlight'?

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9/11 conspiracy theorists are human garbage #sept11

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9/11 conspiracy theorists are human garbage #9-

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About to go hunt down some Bat-tickets, wish me luck, they're goin fast

[Joe Murdock @TheJoeMurdock]

About to go hunt down some Bat-tickets, wish me luck, they're goin fast #DarkKnightRises

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Batman 66 with Adam West and Burt Ward! #WatchingNow

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So Tosh's rape joke is inexusable, but Sandusky/Jackson/Priest CHILD rape jokes are network TV gold on Leno? #Tosh

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Interesting fact: You actually can go blind from masterbating to the sun

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I always wanted to work at a maternity ward, its a great place to meet new people #badpuns

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I think I might head downtown in a minute, who wants to eat my junk?

[Joe Murdock @TheJoeMurdock]

Awesome, I just whistled 'Holy Diver' by Dio and my cat came right to me.

[Joe Murdock @TheJoeMurdock]

Awesome, I just whistled 'Holy Diver' by Dio and my cat cat came right to me.