Joe Sullivan

[Joe Sullivan @TheJoeSullivan]

Forget Independents. Introducing the Avatar Party. Named 1st, obviously, for the airbender: uniter of people. 2nd, for the movie, popular, problematic. 3rd, Avatar Party Reps would be avatars for their constituents - acting not on their beliefs but on their people’s. #avatarparty

[Joe Sullivan @TheJoeSullivan]

I started drinking earlier thinking “well it’s 5 o’clock somewhere.” Then I saw it was 5 o’clock here... So I’m either way ahead of or way behind schedule

[Joe Sullivan @TheJoeSullivan]

Time does have meaning when there’s a frozen pizza in the oven. That’s why I’m making them nonstop all day #coronavirus #baking

[Joe Sullivan @TheJoeSullivan]

Drinking wine from the bottle while eating peanut butter from the jar is now a “quarantine pb&j”

[Joe Sullivan @TheJoeSullivan]

I live alone. Tortillas come in packs of 20. So yes last night’s lasagna became a lasagna burrito

[Joe Sullivan @TheJoeSullivan]

"I make words with my mouth just like you."