Joey Bass

God Fearing, Sports Loving, Kid Wrestling, Pizza Eating, Keyboard Banging, Trailer Park Dad.

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

Why do all Corvette drivers dress like this?

[Chris Koerner @mhp_guy]

Perfectionism is procrastination dressed up in a suit.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

USA-Belgium ends with 50.1 million viewers, the most watched non-NFL sporting event on TV since Nancy Kerrigan-Tonya Harding in 1994. Holy crap.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Basic financial literacy in this country is almost nonexistent. We don’t teach it in schools. It should be the second most important topic, just after literacy. People don’t understand mortgages, interest rates, compound interest, it’s bonkers this isn’t standard for all schools.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

It’s snow time!

[Felix | NYY.NEWS @_NYYNEWS]

JORGE POSADA: “I CAN’T WATCH TODAY’S BASEBALL.”

Yankees legend Jorge Posada, a 4-time World Series champion and one of the faces of the dynasty years, (The Core 4) did not hold back during his interview on Abriendo El Podcast.

Posada said today’s game has become too robotic, too obsessed with formulas, and too accepting of strikeouts.

“The baseball being played today is garbage,” Posada said.

He also pushed back hard on the analytics crowd trying to judge Derek Jeter’s defense strictly through modern numbers.

“You can’t judge Jeter through a computer.”

That line right there is pure old-school Yankees.

Posada came from an era where putting the ball in play mattered. Moving runners mattered. Taking pride in not striking out mattered. He said back then, striking out 100 times in a season felt like you were not doing your job.

Now? Guys can strike out constantly, hit 30 home runs, bat .202, and still get paid like stars.

His message was simple:

The game got smarter on paper, but dumber between the lines. #yankees #repbx

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Awful news on Chris Johnson announcing he has ALS at 39 years old. He was one of the most electric running backs in NFL history.

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Rep. Donalds: "So if you're going to show up for President Obama's library, you got to present a photo ID to gain access to that event, but to vote in our elections, you don't have to do that? That makes no sense."

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

A Texas man is taking World Cup tourists four-wheeling, dancing, horseback riding, and shopping at Buc-ee's to give them the best American experience.

Drew Haas of Texas is taking tourists to his 30-acre property to help them make the most of their travels.

"We love this lifestyle. We enjoy every second of it. We just wanna, like, soak it in," one tourist said.

Amazing.

[El Programador Senior @5eniorDeveloper]

Esta es la mejor manera de ver el mundial!

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

Some things only women can do. This is apparently one of them. 😏

[Dr Penking™ @drpenking]

This is insane skills from Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Thierry Henry

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The physics of 16 uncoupled pendulums

[📹 Marcel Clemens]

[The Disrespected Trucker @DisrespectedThe]

Im done for the night!

[Will Manidis @WillManidis]

“Always go to the funeral”

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America.
Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined.

Write that down. 🦋

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

🗣🗣 PONCHE

[Rikki Doolan @realrikkidoolan]

Football has become the most unlikely place to provide a platform where Jesus is being glorified to millions.

It’s beautiful.

Well done to all those brothers for glorifying our God 🙏

https://t.co/fyl6cV6ucP https://t.co/fyl6cV6ucP

[USA NEWS 🇺🇸 @usanewshq]

They just played this at UFC America 250 and it is one of the greatest things I have ever seen 🇺🇸

God bless America