Keval Gokani

Not liberal, not bhakt, not left, not right, not anti-national, not communist, not intellectual, not trad, not woke,not nationalist |
R.I.P. @manutd 1878-2021

[Keval Gokani @TheKevalGokani]

@TheDrogBABA has a cricket channel too. Idiot ko har sport se paisa kamana hai par gaali bhi dena hai.

[` @wristofkohli]

As long as Indian football fans will hate Indian cricket. Indian football will never match the heights of Indian cricket.

[Keval Gokani @TheKevalGokani]

१० - १५ हज़ार dollar मुझें दे दो @elonmusk

[The Economist @TheEconomist]

Elon Musk has become the world’s first trillionaire https://t.co/BKd7TDxjv7

[Keval Gokani @TheKevalGokani]

Canada did not deserve to host the @FIFAWorldCup. They cannot even fill the seats in their own home game. Vibe is so boring, the complete opposite to what we saw in Mexico yesterday. Empty seats giving Emptyhad vibes.

[Keval Gokani @TheKevalGokani]

Zee5 is a scam. Use VPN and watch in Brazil / Portugal on YouTube.

[Chiranjit Ojha @ChiranjitOjha]

So @FIFAWorldCup broadcaster @ZEE5India has pulled a financial bait-and-switch over Indian consumers

- Promised 3 devices will be allowed for the World Cup subscription

- After people signed up, they changed it to just 1 device

@jagograhakjago please take a look

[Keval Gokani @TheKevalGokani]

Idiot Modi is continuing to be the puppet of Trump while Trump's military is attacking our sailors in the Strait of Hormuz.

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

Thank you, President Trump, for your warm wishes.

I look forward to working with you to further advance the India-US Comprehensive Global Strategic Partnership, for the benefit of both our nations and the world.

@POTUS

@realDonaldTrump

[Keval Gokani @TheKevalGokani]

Indian journalists falling for AI clips. Typical across all media aisles in India (TV and online) who barely have any media training and are merely into propaganda.
🤦🤦

[GAURAV C SAWANT @gauravcsawant]

Pakistan is collapsing on multiple fronts, predicts Chinese academic. Visible to all.

RED FLAG for India: Pak collapse will trigger Tsunami of radical Islamist rush to India.
An ecosystem here will create grounds for it.

It will be a classic case of the Camel & the Arab
Beware!

[Keval Gokani @TheKevalGokani]

I'd also like @Mrwhosetheboss to investigate Indian political sides who are linked with these 'Indian tech brands'. You being from the much freer UK can openly talk about this rather than YouTubers from India.

[Keval Gokani @TheKevalGokani]

Watched a video by Arun from @Mrwhosetheboss and it reaffirmed my existing belief to never purchase any tech products from Indian brands. Indian tech brands are straight up scams because none are truly 'Made in India'.

[Keval Gokani @TheKevalGokani]

British Bald Cocks @BBCSport literally invented an award to honour their pretty white boy. This is next level racism.

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

BBC Sport pundits have voted Declan Rice as the Premier League player of the season 💪👏

[Keval Gokani @TheKevalGokani]

@johnstanly This is a complete US surrender. Trump used to blame Obama for giving money to the Iranian regime, he's literally giving away all his piggy bank to Iran just to buzz off from the region. I personally don't think Iran will give away nukes, it might just put a 'moratorium'.

[Keval Gokani @TheKevalGokani]

@Schandillia I have a strong feeling he'll walk free. Bholu party needs him for Gujarat 2027.

[Keval Gokani @TheKevalGokani]

How the fuck do these idiots like Bhushan get into the Supereme Court ?
Confirms my idea that the Indian judiciary is a joke.

[Keval Gokani @TheKevalGokani]

@whizkidd Not anymore. We were able to do this up to the mid 2010s but since then the water quality has degraded.

[Keval Gokani @TheKevalGokani]

What could've been a limited time social media sensation which would not have penetrated beyond Tier 2 will now get undue attention due to the ban.

[Tavleen Singh @tavleen_singh]

Just discovered the Cockroach Janata Party and it got banned. Why are our political leaders so scared of fun and satire?

[Keval Gokani @TheKevalGokani]

A so called 'independent' journalist who works for a state funded media is never free and fair. Full stop.

[Tanushree Pandey @TanushreePande]

We don’t need a Norwegian journalist to tell us about press freedom in India. Hear it from an Indian journalist.

Jai Hind 🧿🫡

[Keval Gokani @TheKevalGokani]

It's quite dishonest of @sanket to not ask founder about his past links as communication advisor to a current opposition party. How can a movement be 'organic' if its founder has past links to an opposition party ?

[Sanket Upadhyay @sanket]

Kya Cockroach Janta Party 2029 ka chunav ladegi? Janiye is sawaal par kya bole founder Abhijeet Dipke (@abhijeet_dipke)

This full discussion is available here: https://t.co/wxyWiLcmoE

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#cockroachjantaparty #cockroach #elections #CJP #abhijeetdipke

[Keval Gokani @TheKevalGokani]

🪳 in any form is a pest, should be treated like one. Just spray your HIT (Humans > Insects, Thanks) when you spot them. Iykyk.

[Keval Gokani @TheKevalGokani]

@TheDeshBhakt Bhai tum bhi unhi mein se ho jo hate and negativity failate ho. Practice what you preach.

[Happymon Jacob @HappymonJacob]

I don’t need to be a BJP supporter to call out racism, hypocrisy, or hegemony.

I speak up for (what I think is) my country's interest; and neither BJP nor Congress has a perfect track record on that, nor do they have a monopoly on it.

[Stanly Johny @johnstanly]

Attacking the journalist for asking the Prime Minister a question betrays the very values the diplomat sought to defend; mocking the diplomat for the way he speaks is snobbery, not liberalism; and portraying India as a land of snake charmers reflects a lingering colonial, racist hangover.