Ben Heisler

I make fake clothes for fake people. Miss Twin Peaks 2005.

[Ben Heisler @TheKidCanSew]

@KimwithaQ Yeah the game will NOT tell you the inputs, so just look them up.

[Ben Heisler @TheKidCanSew]

I saw Goody Proctor at the Weho Wholefoods!

[Ben Heisler @TheKidCanSew]

You can’t spell “Bend” without “Ben”. If you tried you’d just have D all by itself.

[Ben Heisler @TheKidCanSew]

Reports of my twink death are greatly exaggerated.

[Ben Heisler @TheKidCanSew]

@TVietor08

[Ben Heisler @TheKidCanSew]

@watertribepapi The Kuvira drum theme for season four fucking hits.

[Ben Heisler @TheKidCanSew]

Evil Dick Rise

[Ben Heisler @TheKidCanSew]

Thots and players.

[Ben Heisler @TheKidCanSew]

Me after Superman saves me from dangling off a ledge!

“Oh thank god, I thought I was a gooner!”

[Ben Heisler @TheKidCanSew]

@katya_zamo It’s nice. It’s a pashmina.

[Ben Heisler @TheKidCanSew]

If a dude told me his name was Armie I’d tell him “nice to meet you, I’m Air Force”.

[Ben Heisler @TheKidCanSew]

Going to the store. Looking to get bread.

[Ben Heisler @TheKidCanSew]

If I played professional baseball I’d just hit a home run every time.

[Ben Heisler @TheKidCanSew]

I still say “WHAT’S THE MATTER WITH THE COURTS?!” whenever I’m mildly inconvenienced.

[christian @speederaserhead]

The opening ten minutes that's just shrieking Mink Stole vibrating with hysterical rage in the middle of a domestic female melodrama parody...probably the funniest thing Waters ever did

[Ben Heisler @TheKidCanSew]

Why does it look like she’s dragvestigating actual atrocities and monstrosities in the White House? @LushiousMassacr

[AprilDRyan @AprilDRyan]

This deadly Iran war is creating tensions that puts America in a stance of caution. #WhiteHouse

[Ben Heisler @TheKidCanSew]

@LushiousMassacr Baby they cannot handle the femininity. They cannot handle the glamour!

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

What is the greatest character entrance into a scene?

[Ben Heisler @TheKidCanSew]

Clearing out spiderwebs in my bedroom saying “alright, party’s over!”.

[Ben Heisler @TheKidCanSew]

@LushiousMassacr @AustinOnTwitter Terror!

[Ben Heisler @TheKidCanSew]

@jowrotethis Horse?