Polk Salad Lizzy 🦋🐺

happily married/trust me, I'm an adult/Star Wars/reylo/Las Vegas Aces/The Batman/Denver Broncos/ELVIS

[Polk Salad Lizzy 🦋🐺 @TheKnightsofLiz]

No better way to spend my 40th birthday ♥️

[Polk Salad Lizzy 🦋🐺 @TheKnightsofLiz]

My elementary school basketball coach taught me to play better than this. I don't care what they've changed the rules to, this ain't right.

[Brett Siegel @BrettSiegelNBA]

This is the most egregious travel I’ve ever witnessed. How is this not called?

[Polk Salad Lizzy 🦋🐺 @TheKnightsofLiz]

@Super70sSports I tried to get tickets as soon as the pre-sale started yesterday & there were 26K people ahead of me in the queue, so I think they will do fine. I gave up because I have seen them before.

[Polk Salad Lizzy 🦋🐺 @TheKnightsofLiz]

@crystalclearies I don't know why dog owners can't just admit that dogs smell worse than cats. I also appreciate that cats generally don't slobber all over me.

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

The literacy crisis isn’t that people can’t read the words. It’s that they can’t understand the context, infer meaning, recognise nuance, identify contradictions, or draw logical conclusions from what they’ve read

[yul @juliabracadabra]

the fact that people saw that documentary and can’t tell that elizabeth holmes is a lying scam artist is how we got tr*mp into office

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@GodswillRed I'm 43 & I don't want to see him, either.

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@MileHighReport @AqibTalib21 Talib is one of my fave Broncos ever, easily.

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@butlersbrina The Wolf of Wall Street comparison is worrying, lol.

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@PopBase Never cared for his music, looks like a nice break from the tv for me while he's performing.

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@butlersbrina Ok, I didn't know that; incredible pipes, even as a child!

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@NFLTodayX Not hard, I'm a verified hater of Philip Rivers.

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@afterdarkziggy I honestly wasn't sure I even liked it until the last episode, but I did!

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@AllVolReport Thank the Lord, let my guy go!

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@nosoupforgeorge The same has happened to me with this fanbase & that's me right there in my pfp; they don't think very much.

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@Puckbunny13 Never

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@elscorpioon14 @kashDAI

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@elscorpioon14 @kashDAI Teams would completely ignore her on D because she was no offensive threat those last couple of seasons on the Aces, that's a fact.

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@tosappho This is what emojis are for

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@EtherealElvis My condolences. Tbf, I haven't been very mean to him today, but he did suggest I burn the Broncos shirt that I'm currently wearing.

[Polk Salad Lizzy 🦋🐺 @TheKnightsofLiz]

All I know is my Seahawks fan coworker is crashing out a little today.