The Kiwi

Greatest living kiwi. Pukekohe, Japan, Croatia and Dubai. Manakau boy who could've gone big. ITM big. Now trying my hand at the finance game. Ex-DURFC

[The Kiwi @TheKoiwoi]

Getting married tomorrow. Managed to arrange it, however, so that viewings of the Lions and of my Koi brothers against France is uninfringed. Us kiwis know our priorities - in business as life.

[The Kiwi @TheKoiwoi]

Puke boys train for headshots only @WorldRugby. That’s why we’re the greatest rugby playing nation and also why the Wayne Barnes’ bias runs so deep with the ABs #thinkaboutthat.

[The Kiwi @TheKoiwoi]

I am the biggest connoisseur of woman in my friendship group. I’m like a sommelier - I know all the tastes, flavours and sizes.

[The Kiwi @TheKoiwoi]

GUESS WHO'S BACK!?

[The Kiwi @TheKoiwoi]

Utterly robbed. Garces not fit to referee at this level. Absolute disgrace. We'll batter them next week.

[The Kiwi @TheKoiwoi]

Seriously worried about this ref. Afraid he might apply laws properly and we might struggle with that. Hopefully blazers have offered him $$

[The Kiwi @TheKoiwoi]

This morning's prediction: New Zealand by 40. Or we might lose and if we do we'll all send the silly northern hemisphere ref death threats.

[The Kiwi @TheKoiwoi]

New Zealand by 30. Read Man of the Match. Hansen to be coronated post-match. Kleenex for Koi.

[The Kiwi @TheKoiwoi]

Been transferring basic ufc principles into my rugby all season. Results mind blowing. @TheNotoriousMMA

[The Kiwi @TheKoiwoi]

Looking at the lions selection, gotta say I told you so. Gats is a kiwi, we've got the same minds. Rugby orientated minds from a young age.

[The Kiwi @TheKoiwoi]

@joshreynolds9 had a fiver on a try from you + a doggies win. Cheers for dinner and a couple of sharpeners bro!

[The Kiwi @TheKoiwoi]

@CHodgson10 what college were you at in Durham? Big fan of yours and just praying it wasn't Hatfield or Hild Bede!

[The Kiwi @TheKoiwoi]

There's no i in team and there doesn't need to be - there are two in kiwi; one to look after myself, and the other to protect my teammates.

[The Kiwi @TheKoiwoi]

@Deloitte hard lines on your loss to PWC Rugby. Success starts in the boardroom with planning and honesty. Enjoy the off season. Koi x

[The Kiwi @TheKoiwoi]

A mum couldn't see her kid whilst queuing in Pret A Manger 2day. I skipped infront of her to give her time to look. Do something kind 2day!!

[The Kiwi @TheKoiwoi]

I'm running a spreadsheet of all the boys' Lions starting 23's. Once again proving the wonderful versatility of Microsoft Excel.

[The Kiwi @TheKoiwoi]

Thought long and hard about a few words I was going to say tonight, but it comes down to this, morals and family. Proud of myself. #koisbday

[The Kiwi @TheKoiwoi]

.@piers_francis Played against you once in NZ. Think I had you in my pocket that day but if you need a Puke bro in Eng nxt year lemme know.

[The Kiwi @TheKoiwoi]

Super Rugby back this weekend. My mate is always mugging it off. He just doesn't get it! The Aviva would be so much better with cheerleaders

[The Kiwi @TheKoiwoi]

Sat in first class with Mick today. Showed the bro how to recline the chairs properly for full comfort. That's just knowledge you pick up.