Kris Cramer

Cookbook author, magic nerd, yogeek and teacher, armchair linguist, expert challah braider, unabashed forwarder of ridiculous cat videos. nom. nom. nosh.

[Kris Cramer @TheKrisCramer]

@nbc30rock Yas!

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@laffingbuddha Legally text without authorization. It was annoying and in poor taste, I'm sure it only negatively impacted their campaign

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@laffingbuddha I had the same experience and am also on the do not call registry. Technically they can call you, if they got your # legally but cannot

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New game: baby teething implement or kinky sex toy? #ifeeldirty

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@akrothstein Double like.

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@crparker10 Perfect impulse purchase for #soupseason. Tagging @akrothstein cuz she knows what's up.

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@crparker10 @hulu Agreed.

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I am a petty person. Considering unfollowing someone on Insta cuz it bothers me that she uses the same utensils in her food photos. #snob

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@matthewtbecker I've actually gone up to strangers before and offered them $1 for 2 cookies or a couple of fries. They always say yes.

[mildredvon has left for bluer skies @MildredVon]

Cathay Williams: born a slave, she dressed as a man so she could serve in the US Army during the Civil War.

There's your new statue.

[Kris Cramer @TheKrisCramer]

@Target are you no longer stocking @SweetEarthFoods breakfast stuff? I live in the Cities and it's missing from my local stores. #sadface

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@akrothstein Whenever starting a new project we always joke about how many extra trips we'll have to make to Menards. It always ends up being more.

[James Martin, SJ @JamesMartinSJ]

Dear "Christian" white supremacists: Your Savior is a dark-skinned Jewish man from the Middle East who spoke Aramaic. His mom was Jewish too

[Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila]

She warned us all.
She warned us all.
She warned us all.

[Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono]

Lincoln: “4 score and 7 seven years ago…"
JFK: “Ask not what your country can do for you…”
Trump: “Actually the Nazis had a permit…"

[Brian Fallon @brianefallon]

In August '16, Clinton devoted an entire speech to warning how Trump was emboldening hate groups and white supremacists

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

Imagine if these people ever faced actual oppression.

[Kris Cramer @TheKrisCramer]

@OfficialJLD we have a jar we put $.25 in each time we swear around our newborn. Watched @VeepHBO with her in the room - you owe us $1.25. 😀

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Beautiful weather, good food, great music, a positive and uplifting gathering - a great day to celebrate the joys of recovery! #HazelFest

[Kris Cramer @TheKrisCramer]

Hitting the bottle at #HazelFest. #recoveryhumor