Mrs. Samantha Childermas 💛

Aspiring novelist. Music of the Spheres-believer. To live is Christ, to die is gain. Psalm 27 ❤️Married to Daniel, Mother to “Squeaks.”

[Mrs. Samantha Childermas 💛 @TheLadySam1]

This is a Dasani hate account

[Mrs. Samantha Childermas 💛 @TheLadySam1]

Shaving my chin hairs is a daily ritual to stave off The Darkness

[Mrs. Samantha Childermas 💛 @TheLadySam1]

@metrustery @silversarahj I should send this to my coworker

[Mrs. Samantha Childermas 💛 @TheLadySam1]

The forest at the bottom of my coffee cup

[Mrs. Samantha Childermas 💛 @TheLadySam1]

@LaFluteSki Shouldn’t this be a good omen?

[Mrs. Samantha Childermas 💛 @TheLadySam1]

@metrustery @silversarahj I have a serious love for coffee, but I’m no addict. I could quit anytime I want, but I don’t want!

[Mrs. Samantha Childermas 💛 @TheLadySam1]

@metrustery @silversarahj That sounds like a genuine chemical dependency

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@JohnHite13 @oliveegger The Timaeus speaks of this

[Mrs. Samantha Childermas 💛 @TheLadySam1]

@metrustery @silversarahj Coffee does what coffee wants

[Mrs. Samantha Childermas 💛 @TheLadySam1]

@Airout12 The hedging of bets or the making of cookies in general?

[Mrs. Samantha Childermas 💛 @TheLadySam1]

Wanted to try the chocolate chip cookies with cocoa powder added but decided to hedge my bets.

Double chocolate was good but not an improvement on good ol’ classic chocolate chip

[Mrs. Samantha Childermas 💛 @TheLadySam1]

@Claratin_Clear8 It’s probably aesthetic only

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@Claratin_Clear8 Honestly, I don’t know why it’s part of the recipe, but I’ve always done it.🤣

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@silversarahj I second that

[Mrs. Samantha Childermas 💛 @TheLadySam1]

@silversarahj Hard to believe

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@silversarahj Lightning rarely strikes the same place twice

[Mary Shurtleff (has a book out 👀) @mshurtleffwrite]

If Dracula had ended with a Paprika Chicken recipe

[Mrs. Samantha Childermas 💛 @TheLadySam1]

Taking my baby out to see my cousins when she’s refusing to nap: Will I LIVE to regret this?

[Mrs. Samantha Childermas 💛 @TheLadySam1]

Let’s be tired and cranky with mama

[lev (eastern woodland) @abookofsymbols]

I like the “let’s be ____ with mama” meme/saying/thing, often quite pleasant and charming

[Mrs. Samantha Childermas 💛 @TheLadySam1]

Not sure if it’s courage or foolishness to say yes to things when my daughter is terrorizing me