Lamb Gardner🪲🐑🪲

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈they/them TAMU ‘23 Entomology/Ecology Conservation Biology! Obsessed with bugs and hockey. Craig Anderson’s biggest fan

[Lamb Gardner🪲🐑🪲 @TheLambBug]

I got the chance to do one of the coolest things a person can do…

Sample parasites from a hawk!

Alright, holding it was cool as hell too!

(White-Tailed Hawk, Bishop, Texas)

[Lamb Gardner🪲🐑🪲 @TheLambBug]

@SkyKing015

[lounger150 @coldsleeve]

found one dead ant high up in the cabinet i keep the honey bottle in. no other ants to be found. made it up to the goldmine and died without telling nobody. born to be a skeleton in an indiana jones temple

[Brandon Carney @BenchwarmerBran]

Was this really worth a push notification at 10pm

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

type of shit i'm on unfortunately

[Ines Ica 🍀 @sirius_ica]

Did you drop this luck?

[Lamb Gardner🪲🐑🪲 @TheLambBug]

@SleeperAstros When Jomboy did that lip reading that blew up of the walkoff homer against Chapman, and he claimed Altuve said“I got a piece on”, when he’s CLEARLY saying “no camisa”. It was so obvious he was full of it.

[cants @cantseyy]

I'd have died that day too

[Robert G. Reeve @RobertGReeve]

you may not like it but this is what peak uncle performance looks like

[Lamb Gardner🪲🐑🪲 @TheLambBug]

@stratospheriae WAIT I GOT A CALL WITH THE SAME SONG, I had to record it because it was such a genuine slapper

[Phill @MeekPhill_]

Lou Gehrig in his final season while battling ALS

.143/.273/.143

[青森ホースファーム @tomomori20]

猫にも馬にもフリスビー遊びを強要するいっぬ。

[The WARmonger @TheWARmonger_]

Harrison Bader (run over by fire engine) won’t return this season.

[Goob @goobgleeb]

Please don't pee on the hyenas

[DONYA 👹 @antiquedeuce]

💀🪲🌺

[isabel @wisepissmage]

New all timer “us” video just dropped…

[Girth Brooks @crackawdajuice]

My coworkers are constantly creating new smells in the microwave. They are eating straight up seagull meat

[Lamb Gardner🪲🐑🪲 @TheLambBug]

Got a new phone number, and I think the last person who had it fell for literally every scam in the book, I get like 15 spam calls a day

It’s a work phone too, so I legit HAVE to answer every call in case it’s important and job related

[Rappenem @Rappenem]

I can't stop drawing shiny things

[Lamb Gardner🪲🐑🪲 @TheLambBug]

@kpm25 @jonathanbfine Wanted to reread The Stranger, and bought a book second hand. Opened it up, and all that was underlined was the first line, and there was an arrow pointing to Maman that just said “mom”. Like way to go champ, you’re half way there