Zach

I love my city, even when it hates itself.

[Lucah 🐴🧡 @lucahjin]

To anyone that has ever had to deal with Medicare/Medicaid in the United States trying to advocate for someone that can't...

What the actual fuck

I am so sorry cus I'm in hell

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Oh… OH!!

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Akron is serving a postseason ban *this year* because students in previous years had bad grades.

[NWS Bay Area 🌉 @NWSBayArea]

⚠️TSUNAMI ADVISORY in effect for the California coast. Stay away from the water! Stay away from beaches and waterways! Remain away from shore until local officials say that it is OK to return. #KnowYourZone at https://t.co/Dm0UehpMVM. #CAwx #Tsunami

[Zach @TheLastAkronite]

@NWSCLE Is the cell that just passed through Orrville tornadic? I spied a hook echo with a velocity couplet a few scans ago.

[Mike Vielhaber @MVielhaber]

Mower won’t start…

[MACtion @MACSports]

.... we have hail in K-Zoo 👀 #MACtion

[Zach @TheLastAkronite]

@lucahjin I had to do something similar last month. The "pro tip" I got from the lab worker was to use a sterile tongue depressor to make sure enough got in there, because the scoop provided with the kit is comically tiny.

[Zach @TheLastAkronite]

@NWSCLE Goodness knows we need any rain we can get.

[Zach @TheLastAkronite]

@sportswithjohn Threads would be more appealing if it wasn't built on Meta's algorithm. I wish BlueSky would start to take off.

[RiffTrax 🌽 @RiffTrax]

This is normal, good, and FUN @TeamYouTube - what the heck???????

[Jesse Cox @JesseCox]

A legend has passed away.

My favorite internet celebrity and the man who ate a meal, a succulent Chinese meal for all of us.

Ta ta and farewell king.

[Zach @TheLastAkronite]

@JasonKPargin The conspiracies that will come from *this* will be incredible. Not as widespread as the other ones, but incredible nonetheless.

[Zach @TheLastAkronite]

@hankgreen It's not exclusive to electric cars anymore, but having all the secondary controls being on a touch screen is a safety hazard. Physical controls allow the driver to do stuff by feel instead of taking their eyes off the road.

[Zach @TheLastAkronite]

@JesseCox I'm just waiting for a competitor to finally reach feature parity (for useful features, not all the extra junk they added here). BlueSky is closest, IMO, but it's still missing a few things you'd expect to find.

[Strong Bad @StrongBadActual]

Twogdor.
I did it. And I regret it.
(the beefy arm is invisible)

[Zach @TheLastAkronite]

@hankgreen Hank, is this poll you saying that you're anaduralic?
As for me, I tend to think in a combination of words and logical operators (which I guess can also be described with words, but it's slower).

[GODZILLA.OFFICIAL @Godzilla_Toho]

Celebrating the Anniversary of #Godzilla vs. #Megalon!

It's been 51 years since the ultimate tag team showdown debuted on screen - Godzilla and Jet Jaguar joining forces to take on the menacing Megalon and Gigan!

What was your favorite moment of this classic kaiju clash?

[Zach @TheLastAkronite]

@hankgreen I just saw that, had the same thought, came here, and saw this tweet. Wild.

[Zach @TheLastAkronite]

@ryancohen I imagine some Facebook engineers will be looking for a job very soon.