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Chelsea. World Cup chaos. Naija football humour. Tracking every Blue on international duty. 💙👑

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Chelsea sent 11 players to the 2026 World Cup 🔵

Some are balling. Some are Struggling. One just signed for Real Madrid 🤦😭

Let’s take a look at the honest Chelsea World Cup report card so far 👇

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@RealTraderSeun The World Cup has altered sleeping patterns

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@ESPNFC Ghana waited till 90+5 to beat Panama.

Not Brazil. Not France. Not Argentina.

Panama.

Congratulations, but you people escaped the Nigerian banter department by the width of bank network. 😭

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@centregoals Ghana fans are celebrating loudly after surviving Panama in 90+5.

Surviving is not the same as cooking.

Please, let’s use football words correctly. 😭

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@thesmond_qwao @ESPNFC There is light bro, congratulations we meet ahead 🤝

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@bigboy_emma @ESPNFC Not it was fun, still got to banter you guys, just not the way I wanted.

Enjoy the victory we meet ahead

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@Undeniably_nyc @ESPNFC Enjoy for now, we will meet in front

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@FabrizioRomano Ronaldo should retire, hang the boots, wear a nice suit and sit in the VIP stand.

Still a legend, but Portugal can’t be carrying him through airport security and World Cup group stages at the same time. 😭

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We dragging South Africa later today yeah

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The games keep coming, how do we keep up? 😭😭😭😭😭

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@ESPNFC At this point Ronaldo should retire and become Portugal’s official motivational speaker.

Suit. VIP seat. Camera pan after every goal.

The football part? Let the young boys handle that. 😭

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Messi scored a hattrick yesterday. Ronaldo drew 1-1 with Congo today.

The GOAT debate has entered witness protection.

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Brutal. They really cooking this Asun.

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🚨Cristiano Ronaldo has more rape allegations (4) than number of touches in the first half (3)

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@FabrizioRomano Ghana fans have gone from “please God, just one goal” to “we are winning the World Cup” in 30 seconds.

This is why Nigerians must always supervise them. 😭

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@goal The way Ghana fans are making noise, you would think they dismantled Panama.

My brother, you people found the goal in lost and found at 90+5.

Please celebrate responsibly. 😭

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@TouchlineX Ghana fans making noise after needing 90+5 to beat Panama is why humility should be taught in schools.

My brothers, you didn’t dominate. You escaped.

Please celebrate like people who almost became a Nigerian national holiday. 😭

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@Opresii “Small yansh Dey shake o”

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@GhanaBlackstars Ghana waited until 90+5 because they wanted Nigerians to taste hope first.

Very wicked country. Very unnecessary football. Very annoying 3 points. 😭

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@brfootball Ghana scoring in 90+5 is hilarious because Nigerian Twitter had already removed the safety from the banter gun.

That goal saved marriages, friendships and diplomatic relations. 😭

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@_saniii_x Ghana scoring in 90+5 against Panama and celebrating like they didn’t hold the whole of West Africa hostage for 94 minutes is killing me.

Congratulations, but please collect your 3 points quietly. Nigerians were one screenshot away from declaring a public holiday. 😭