DREADpirate Emrys ♿️🌙🦓

A geeky cripplepunk disaster queer. hEDS, Paroxysmal Nonkinesigenic Dyskinesia (PNKD), Delayed Sleep Phase (DSPD/DSPS), and other stuff. She/They.
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[DREADpirate Emrys ♿️🌙🦓 @TheLastMerlin]

@amfmigraine Please spotlight vestibular migraine too - there are still so many patients and docs who don't know about it and are un- or misdiagnosed as a result, and treatments lag behind typical migraine.

[American Migraine Foundation @amfmigraine]

Migraine & Headache Awareness Month is here.

All June long, join us for live conversations with experts as we explore what migraine really is and how it impacts daily life.

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[American Migraine Foundation @amfmigraine]

Migraine & Headache Awareness Month is here.

All June long, join us for live conversations with experts as we explore what migraine really is and how it impacts daily life.

Be part of the conversation.
#IAmVisible

[DREADpirate Emrys ♿️🌙🦓 @TheLastMerlin]

Happy Pride everyone! 🏳️‍🌈

[Sub-Radio @subradioband]

send this to your Pride +1. definitely do NOT send this to @RonDeSantis

[DREADpirate Emrys ♿️🌙🦓 @TheLastMerlin]

It took me ages to realize I was having migraines, bc vestibular migraines don't present like other migraines and the symptoms overlap with many other disorders. If your vertigo and nausea are severe, match migraine triggers, and aren't caused by another disorder, consider VM.

[DREADpirate Emrys ♿️🌙🦓 @TheLastMerlin]

Watching Dispatches from Elsewhere and it's making me miss GISHWHES so much

[Free RPG Day 🎲 June 27, 2026 @FreeRPGDay]

Prepare for terror in this Quickstart for The Crooked Moon by Avantris Entertainment. Enter The Crooked House - a 5e folk horror adventure where you must investigate a haunted house to rescue the Druskenvalds! Pick this up on June 27 for #freerpgday! @AvantrisLegends

[Free RPG Day 🎲 June 27, 2026 @FreeRPGDay]

Embark on a charming tale with Dungeons & Kittens from DeadCrow and @edge_english, a TTRPG blending playful feline adventures and medieval fantasy. This free Quick Start introduces a quirky story of teamwork, clumsy diplomacy and amusing challenges. Pick it up 6/27 on #freerpgday

[Free RPG Day 🎲 June 27, 2026 @FreeRPGDay]

Escape the clutches of hell before you and your fellows are forced to pay a wizard's debt! Pathfinder Adventure Things Go to Hell is a short adventure for 7th-level pregenerated characters from @paizo!

[Free RPG Day 🎲 June 27, 2026 @FreeRPGDay]

A greedy corporation is set to destroy the ecosystem of an entire planet—but not if you and your fellow Xenowardens have anything to say about it! Starfinder Adventure Rescue on Raxil is a short adventure for 3rd level characters from @paizo!

[Oliver Darkshire 🌈 @deathbybadger]

alright its time for another one page rpg, so here is Gay Hockey Dragon Sex Coffee Shop Romantic Sportsball Cozy Dark Fantasy which I feel covers all my bases pretty neatly

[DREADpirate Emrys ♿️🌙🦓 @TheLastMerlin]

@Canussy_PR I see. Still too powerful to be a joke weapon (obviously since it ended a campaign), but at least the single use limits it. I recommend checking out common/uncommon items from third party creators like Griffon's Saddlebag or Loot Tavern for joke item ideas next time you need one.

[DeeDee - ADHD Helper @DopaminePlsMe]

The ADHD diet is just accidental intermittent fasting for 16 hours, followed by a meal that looks like a raccoon raided a pantry.

My body: "We need nutrients." Me: "Say no more."

*Eats a slice of deli ham, a handful of chocolate chips, and a cold tortilla over the sink.*

[DREADpirate Emrys ♿️🌙🦓 @TheLastMerlin]

@deathbybadger I feel your pain and respect your integrity. 🫡

[DREADpirate Emrys ♿️🌙🦓 @TheLastMerlin]

@Canussy_PR That isn't a joke item. That's Banishment on every other hit without a spell slot, time limit, or save. I'm kinda amazed it didn't break your campaign within a few sessions tbh. o_0

[Oliver Darkshire 🌈 @deathbybadger]

I've been running this D&D campaign for two and a half years. today we FINALLY get to the end boss, evil magic crackling from his fingertips, and they turn him into a killer whale and cast power word kill, I am sat there checking the rulebook like god fucking damn it he's dead

[DREADpirate Emrys ♿️🌙🦓 @TheLastMerlin]

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