Laura Sauer-Ryan

Mom of Twins, football wife (retired) of @coachjryan, Environmental Regulatory Specialist, farmer’s daughter

[Laura Sauer-Ryan @TheLauraSauer]

Is this farmer in the Lay’s commercial being put down tomorrow? That’s the only reason I can think of for a farmer to retire. 🤣🤣🤣

[Laura Sauer-Ryan @TheLauraSauer]

@marklevinshow “Look at me!” - Justice Jackson, probably

[Laura Sauer-Ryan @TheLauraSauer]

@CoachLytal Coach Jim Ryan and I both pray with you, and Malorie, in the hopes of having her back in your arms.

[Laura Sauer-Ryan @TheLauraSauer]

@barkleyjd @Nebsandhills Of course they have that degree. My great uncle earned a PhD in soil science in 1947. My grandfather performed soil testing as part of his agricultural services. I grew up going to “the store” and playing with all the test tubes and lab equipment. It was great fun and fascinating

[Laura Sauer-Ryan @TheLauraSauer]

@maxlayn @esaagar Zoetis is an animal healthcare company. Cat DNA would be pretty valuable to them.

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@barstoolsports “You get older, but the players stay the same age.” If you don’t think that way every year, you are not going to be an effective coach.

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@TheWittyFarmer @JohnDeere I don’t know if that mini tractor in the background is going to accomplish much in the field. 😉

[Laura Sauer-Ryan @TheLauraSauer]

@PolitiBunny @chadfelixg This makes me sick. The “product of conception” is a human! How many abortions like this were performed on women pregnant with multiples? Twins are considered full-term from around 34-35 weeks to 38-39 weeks.

[Laura Sauer-Ryan @TheLauraSauer]

Anyone that has worked around equipment knows that a burst hydraulic line could be an “Oh, f*#%!” situation. It is extremely fortunate that no one was crushed.

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Secret Service agents rushed former President Donald Trump off the stage in Butler, Pennsylvania, on July 13 after what sounded like a series of gun shots.

[Laura Sauer-Ryan @TheLauraSauer]

@RealJamesWoods I disliked him while he was running for senator, but this speech solidified it. He is speaking to people in Springfield, IL. These people have grown up hearing nearly every minute detail about Lincoln. What he said did not sit well with the audience. https://t.co/VFBWsKoZtM

[Laura Sauer-Ryan @TheLauraSauer]

@libsoftiktok As a treat!?! Are trans people also magical whereas they get more parents?

[Laura Sauer-Ryan @TheLauraSauer]

@mmacnv @ksladysavage @Ls2021Ls @MarcelaB186 @Gee_Unit123 @CollinRugg @LAndersonCAKS Many, many “football wives” are homemakers. The constant flux in the life makes it hard to have stability in a career.

[Laura Sauer-Ryan @TheLauraSauer]

@TheBreakingRprt Smell an accelerant…yeah, I can see that. Smell burning flesh…ummm, probably not that quickly.

[Laura Sauer-Ryan @TheLauraSauer]

@MiracleGro I am absolutely appalled you called your soil “dirt” in your latest commercial with Martha Stewart. Every professor I had for all my soils classes, plus every soil scientist I know, call it soil. “Dirt” is dead and useless.

[Laura Sauer-Ryan @TheLauraSauer]

@housewifehisto2 @TrapTranslation @pondero60943260 @nosmokenomore He is also the parent to two young children. Is doing some blow not a “big deal” when you think of him as single dad, possibly coming home intoxicated?

[Laura Sauer-Ryan @TheLauraSauer]

@espn Can you stop with the constant cutting to dejected fans? Happy and excited is more fun than mad and miserable. That’s why cheerleaders are called *cheer*leaders, not glumleaders.

[Laura Sauer-Ryan @TheLauraSauer]

@KatieMPatton @SkyWhee92 They can be. https://t.co/MddhryWMeO

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@Rhaus90 @MerriamWebster When my daughter was in second grade, one of her classmate’s legal name was Seven. He had anger issues and threw a pair of scissors at the teacher. The teacher, thankfully, didn’t get hurt.

[Laura Sauer-Ryan @TheLauraSauer]

@fresh420now @TheWittyFarmer Not yet because MS had a state income tax! 😉

[Laura Sauer-Ryan @TheLauraSauer]

@TheWittyFarmer I’ll show you my moon.