TheLazyNinja

[Gryffix 🇳🇱 🇪🇺 @Gryffix]

The pope is calling your AI art shit in Latin

[Comedy of Things @ComedyOfThings]

@WhiteHouse Misspelling the name of your country on a document claiming super intelligence is par for the course for this inept band of clowns that works in that building

[Melaine Le Roy @subfossilguy]

The most heavily glaciated Alpine massif, seen from a plane few days ago! 🏔️

So bare...
Accumulation zones of Unteraar (lower R), Fiesch (mid) and Aletsch (up. mid) are the driest in living memory! 🧊🔥

Mt Blanc (up. L) far behind cloud-free Rhone valley!

📷 by @Sushovan1409

[Matthias #SiempreGino @NairoInGreen]

Brandon McNulty world champion

[Matthias #SiempreGino @NairoInGreen]

Make this race 40k longer and Mads Pedersen takes home gold

[Matthias #SiempreGino @NairoInGreen]

REAL CICLISMO UNDERWAY

[💋 @YourFavGem__]

My favorite part about fall is when them mosquitoes go back to hell

[Justin Iggeur, Ph.D., Esq. 5’3” 83 IQ @JustinIggeurEsq]

A Chinese nigga with fast internet call him Lo Ping

[Charlie Perkie @CharliePerkie30]

@Popstonox I can’t believe Netanyahu said America deserved 9/11

[Workhouse Overseer 🌐🥑🍌 @RepealTCPA1947]

> Archbishop named Moth
> Immediately installs massive lights everywhere in his cathedral

[🇳🇱Freckled_Jesus🇳🇱 @freck1edjesus]

Heel de dag m'n 3d printer laten draaien met m'n ramen dicht

[Matthias #SiempreGino @NairoInGreen]

The greatest time trialist of all time, Remco Evenepoel

[La Flamme Rouge @laflammerouge16]

MATHIEU VAN DER POEL WINS STAGE 5 OF #SkodaTour WITH A 175 KM SOLO BREAKAWAY

One of the longest solo victory in professional cycling.

Davide Piganzoli wins the general classification

[氷豹 @2xhy8]

theres an iranian chess prodigy literally named seen a move ahead

[She/Her Ohtani @Lizzie_Baseball]

My stroke game is in iambic pentameter that’s why she shakes on my speare

[Dr. Marxism, PhD @apostrophebeats]

guys with vasectomies after hitting it raw:

[litquidity @litcapital]

Me logging into my Chipotle app to redeem a “free airstrike on critical Iranian infrastructure” reward powered by Palantir

[Rafa 🧱 @notrafalacoort]

“Uni student life”