Comedy of Things

Recovering political hack, conservative (actual conservative, not the fake MAGA type). Will mock politics, sports and the ignorant.

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@newschica @commishariel @Vince_Lago Mayor Sapingo

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@RepClayHiggins Do you work at some kind of call center? You look like an idiot.

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Wait, am I dying today or end of month? Just trying to plan.

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

Everyone ok?

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This picture is gayer than Brokeback Mountain

This picture is gayer than @bennyjohnson at the @CPAC hotel lobby after 6pm

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

Great to see Donald Trump embracing Pride Month.

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@trashbaby40k @HunterBiden @SleepyManny Sure, but as with the MLB pitchers, seems like @HunterBiden is just getting warmed up.

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@RepLuna

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@Bubblebathgirl Star-studded.

😬😬😬😬😬😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

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@mattvanswol Being this stupid must hurt.

Also, Happy Gay Pride Month, you twat.

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Who?

[TMZ @TMZ]

💔 EXCLUSIVE: Lena the Plug files for divorce from Adam22.

Details: https://t.co/ygs8SqPTwM

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@The_CJLouis @HunterBiden @SleepyManny I feel like he’s about to hit triple digits.

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@Milajoy It must hurt to be this stupid.

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@HunterBiden @SleepyManny Hunter Biden has his fastball up to 98 and is pitching a perfect game on this app the last few days.

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Is there a @gofundme for his legal bills?

[New York Post @nypost]

Cop arrested, fired for allegedly pointing gun at fellow officer who microwaved fish at police station https://t.co/DkE9a4Vx4h

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Unpopular President and administration, maybe save for Rubio.

Democrats can be smart about leveraging things to their advantage.

But they choose this:

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

JACOBS: I have one last question for you. Who won the 2020 presidential election?

MARCO RUBIO: I'm not here to answer about 2020

JACOBS: It seems like you have an issue admitting facts, just like you couldn't admit the shoes the president bought you were too big

RUBIO: The florsheims fit fine

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@BuzzPatterson @ChadBianco No need to imagine. Same result : Hilton v Becerra

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@BuzzPatterson @ChadBianco Math may be hard for you, but 28+11=39….and 39<50

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Hahahahahahaha

[Florida Politics @Fla_Pol]

.@RealDonaldTrump sends cease-and-desist letter to PAC claiming he supports @AnthonySabatini

Reporting by @JacobOgles

#FlaPol

https://t.co/P5AuDgGDKk

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Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Liar.

[Rep. Andy Ogles @RepOgles]

Earlier today while working on the farm, my phone began going crazy because of a post made by a member of my comms team.
The post was stupid, hurtful and a complete distraction from my America First focus. The employee has been reprimanded.

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@CryptidPolitics “Signed into law”

That’s now how constitutional amendments work, homie.

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<eye roll.gif>

Just pick one.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Q: If the president is in such perfect health, why does he keep going back in for checkups?

DR OZ: I think he likes the results. He does really well. He aces the test every single day.