Comedy of Things

Recovering political hack. Actual conservative, not the MAGA variety. Mocking politics, sports and the ignorant.

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@ScottPresler Dumb reply. Incoherent and nonsensical.

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@ScottPresler Every time you open your stupid mouth or post a stupid video clip it should be considered an in-kind donation to the Democratic national committee.

[Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @GaryPetersonUSA]

With this lineup at TPUSA America Fest, we patriots will be undefeated in 2028.

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@damintoell I’m hearing if you long press on it, you can share it with your family. It may just be rumors or the 476,000 tweets. I’ve seen about it since yesterday.

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@bennyjohnson “Legendary”

Hahahahaha

He’s the Kevin Sorbo of Rob Schneiders

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Listen, dummy, hard to keep a majority when the party has been infiltrated and taken over by mouth breathers and the Orange Assclown anchors the party with shit candidates like Paxton and Graham and so forth. Also, this is a referendum on Trump and his asinine administration. Maybe you knew that, but you’re pretty much a dumbass based on all your other posts, so likely you did not.

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@johnrockshomes Whatever, criminal.

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@damintoell He loves being rammed through

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@thomasbsauer @itsJohnRocker @WhiteHouse I’m not “the left”, but no response to what? John Rocker? 😆😆😆😆🤡🤡🤡🤡

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@johnrockshomes

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@jarvis_best needs to chime in here….

[WPLG Local 10 News @WPLGLocal10]

Police officers arrest woman for 5th time this year in Fort Lauderdale https://t.co/hK8Qo1l62z

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@HouseGOP GYM Jordan

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2016 when Trump was elected and it took 4 years till 2020 to take notice, then we had an old man who took too long to drop out in 2024 to allow a real challenge, so now 2 years later more people realize what a terrible idea the term “President Trump” is. So that’s how it happened.

Next question…

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@DOWResponse This is why nobody takes this administration seriously.

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@podiatristdon Only response is “But why now?”

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1) Zero chance he wrote this
2) His people will be appalled

[Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 @PollTracker2024]

The New York Times obtains letter President Trump wrote to President Biden in 2021

Trump: “I Know How Much You Love the American People.”

Link to article: https://t.co/XsmBo5osZY

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[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

🚨 🚨 BRAKING 🚨 🚨

Secretary of State Pete Hegseth has been impeached (Latin for “terminated”) by @RepThomasMassie. Today will therefore be his last day in office

7 kids, 3 successful marriages, and 1 impeachment because of jealousy over the first two

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Every single post, every single video, every single time this freak opens his mouth, it should be considered an in-kind donation to the @TheDemocrats.

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

If your Republican Senator votes for Senator Thune to remain in a leadership position,

will you help to primary & defeat that Republican?

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@mattgaetz Force of what?

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@RightWingDad They will want him more.