𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸🇬🇱

Not remotely little. Once a chef, still a cook. Gooner (est. 1979). Ceramicist. “Terrific pudding” - Alan Rickman

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸🇬🇱 @TheLittleChef]

They’re testing us out. Testing our limits.

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

A Chinese robot wearing a clown wig kicked a child in the stomach.

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸🇬🇱 @TheLittleChef]

When in Brittany….

Yaaas, Kouign!

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸🇬🇱 @TheLittleChef]

Monsieur Hulot’s Holiday (1953)

[Inspector Gadget @InspGadgetBlogs]

Hard Days Night.

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸🇬🇱 @TheLittleChef]

@EmmaBurnell_ One of the few albums I still listen to from that era is ‘Revenge Of The Goldfish’. Loved the Inspirals.

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸🇬🇱 @TheLittleChef]

@SarahWoods66 I went on Tuesday (my very first Chelsea, a long-held dream) and arrived in the rain at 8am. It was great for hours but by 2pm it became insufferably crowded (and I must note, with people who didn’t seem to be there for the exhibits, but for the Pommery & social media)

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸🇬🇱 @TheLittleChef]

Never seen a dog that looks like Björk before.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We really wanted to introduce you to Vanilla. She has the daintiest handshake we've ever witnessed. 14/10

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸🇬🇱 @TheLittleChef]

A lover of ANY LIQUID ON EARTH would not drink this fucking abomination

[Grace Aprilia @GraceApriliyh]

Coffee lovers… would you actually try this?

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸🇬🇱 @TheLittleChef]

@_uncleluc @Calum92Stevens @TaliaGraceSable @sparr0 Restaurant owner here. There very definitely is a fucking monetary loss. Use the phone. Be a human.

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸🇬🇱 @TheLittleChef]

Couldn’t be happier. Like many I was quite wary of how the format would work, but it’s been a tremendous success. And we have a new superstar in George Fouracres. Big fan of Emma Sidi too.

[sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ @superTV247]

🚨🚨 Saturday Night Live UK is OFFICIALLY being renewed for a second series on Sky, and it will launch this September with 12 episodes - double the original commission! #SNLUK #SNL

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸🇬🇱 @TheLittleChef]

Loving the new Autechre.

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

Oddly satisfying

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸🇬🇱 @TheLittleChef]

Never, EVER, expect anything from Aston Villa. Of course they turn up when you need 3 crucial home points, but never when you want a favour.

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸🇬🇱 @TheLittleChef]

Still fuming about this. @marmite did me nasty.

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸🇬🇱 @TheLittleChef]

@Jamellbell For all the “expertise” on show in this thread, you’d expect a lot more people to be able to spell Yul Brynner correctly.

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸🇬🇱 @TheLittleChef]

My Bloody Valentine

[Amy @20th_Centurygal]

Who’s the loudest band you’ve ever seen live?

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸🇬🇱 @TheLittleChef]

❤️🇭🇺

[Magyar Péter (Ne féljetek) @magyarpeterMP]

Prime Minister Viktor Orbán has just called to congratulate us on our victory.

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸🇬🇱 @TheLittleChef]

Lovely little callback from .@nbcsnl this weekend. Zekeman made it to air. @kylemooney

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸🇬🇱 @TheLittleChef]

I’d love to know who Monty’s French indigo workwear provider is. I’ve been after a casual jacket like that for years, but I’m way too big for off-the-peg.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

I disagree. I think good style can be something you develop and then wear for decades. Here are four men who have mostly dressed the same their entire lives. Pictured in order of apperance: Luciano Barbera, Yohji Yamamoto, Rick Owens, and Monty Don

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸🇬🇱 @TheLittleChef]

This is not a joke.

[Jimusic @JVMonte2]

What album immediately comes to mind when I say “masterpiece”?

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸🇬🇱 @TheLittleChef]

Next weekend will see the clash of the titans. I’ll be trying this against @XantheClay’s version to see who wins the coveted space behind the pickled onions in my fridge. 🏆

[Dr Neil Buttery @neilbuttery]

Now there's a lot of panic about the fact Gentleman's Relish has stopped production.

DO NOT FEAR! I wrote a blog post with RECIPE. Note: it's no way near salty as the real thing so increase appropriately....

https://t.co/r1m9rxSvrZ

[Juliet Stibbe  @JulietBlaxland]

Today’s sad news. Patum Peperium, aka Gentleman’s Relish, “the anchovy spread”, discontinued… @secondmentions @hwallop