Luke Foreman

Just an Apocholic, sipping on my Gin and Tonic

[Luke Foreman @TheLoreman]

As if I'm top of the #tailenders fantasy league 🤣 I think this may be my biggest achievement to date

[Luke Foreman @TheLoreman]

Is someone at @Energizer gonna pay for my new TV when the dog goes smashing through it trying to get the cats that have appeared in the living room 😂

[Luke Foreman @TheLoreman]

@ltsCrayZ Living in his head rent free at this point

[Luke Foreman @TheLoreman]

Popped into waitrose to grab lunch today, got refused service for a can of red bull, I turn 30 next week 😂😂😂

[Luke Foreman @TheLoreman]

Hold the phone guys, the UN want to give a refund of £2.5m, somehow they managed to get all 7 continental presidents together to come to the decision 😂😂😂 and don't forget the world bank president was there too

#spamfail #therestilltrying

[Luke Foreman @TheLoreman]

@FootyAccums Twisted Dierstarter

[Luke Foreman @TheLoreman]

Can't believe my fantasy team name of SHAFTA nominated was deemed inappropriate 😂 yet some how you can have Not Gylfi your honour. @PeterCrouchPod can you have a word with the FPL powers
#shafta

[Luke Foreman @TheLoreman]

Perks off working from home in this heat, being able to bbq some bacon for a sandwich at lunch. Doesn't make up for the lack of air con though

[Luke Foreman @TheLoreman]

Things you love too see. Goalkeepers coming up for corners and putting a header top bins #WBALIV

[Luke Foreman @TheLoreman]

@harrismonkey Vivid memories of being taken to football on sunny weekends in my Dad's Mark 1 Golf GTI convertible.

[Luke Foreman @TheLoreman]

@TeddyboyQPR Did you move this curse onto liverpool by any chance?

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

I know this GameStop stuff is funny, but you have to remember this is hurting real people who own multiple boats

[Luke Foreman @TheLoreman]

@VoiceofNathan 😂😂 Yes buy buying the players that play his way

[Jake Humphrey @mrjakehumphrey]

This is pure gold content from @F1. Driver radio and animation. 👏👏👏

[Luke Foreman @TheLoreman]

I can only assume that in tier 4 Santa isn't aloud to come down the chimmeny anymore, just dump the presents on the front step like the amazon man #teir4

[Luke Foreman @TheLoreman]

@c_pollendine 😂😂 Have you turned on the human only sensor, ours still triggers when the neighbours dog jogs by

[Luke Foreman @TheLoreman]

@gregjames @BBCSounds Blink 182 - I won't be home for Christmas

[Luke Foreman @TheLoreman]

Signs your getting old, spending an evening researching ISAs and taking it seriously #AdultingAndStuff

[Luke Foreman @TheLoreman]

@TeddyboyQPR 😂 Getting annoyed by this saves me from getting annoyed about the general shit storm of 2020

[Luke Foreman @TheLoreman]

Anyone know why Costa only sell certain drinks in upto a medium, surely if I want a large I should be able to get a large #morecaffiene #lessissues